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BE AFRAID! Plot to bomb planes thwarted!

Blog: August 10th, 2006

Nabbing a few poor Black people from the projects who surprisingly aren’t fond of the government wasn’t scary enough. Neither was foiling a boneheaded plot to flood Manhattan by bombing the Holland Tunnel - a scheme that didn’t take into account the fact that New York is above the water level (you never know when [...]

BE AFRAID! Plot to bomb planes thwarted!

Blog: August 10th, 2006

Nabbing a few poor Black people from the projects who surprisingly aren’t fond of the government wasn’t scary enough. Neither was foiling a boneheaded plot to flood Manhattan by bombing the Holland Tunnel - a scheme that didn’t take into account the fact that New York is above the water level (you never know when [...]

Foiled Terrorist Plot Doesn’t Help Republicans

Blog: August 13th, 2006

Dick Cheney and others in the G.O.P. (which, for all intents and purposes, includes Joe Lieberman), are trying to use the recently-foiled, alleged terrorist plot for partisan gain. According to them, Connecticut Democrats who voted against Lieberman last week are America-hating, terrorist-supporting surrender monkeys. The G.O.P. is blanketing the nation with the message that Democrats [...]

Vote for Candorville in another ridiculous newspaper poll

Blog: August 19th, 2006

Cartoonists hate them. Editors pay too much attention to them. Newspapers shouldn’t use them. They’re completely unscientific. The only people who do enjoy them are 105 year-old readers who live in fear that Beetle Bailey may get court-martialed and they’ll have nothing left to live for. Coincidentally, they’re the ones who have nothing else to [...]

Candorville on Israel

Blog: August 23rd, 2006

Israel is our ally, and rightly so. And any nation has a right to defend itself. Almost everyone agrees about those two precepts. I believe Israel has a right to exist, and just as with the U.S., I’m going to speak out when I think their tactics are either inhumane or counterproductive. The best way [...]

Candorville on Israel

Blog: August 23rd, 2006

Israel is our ally, and rightly so. And any nation has a right to defend itself. Almost everyone agrees about those two precepts. I believe Israel has a right to exist, and just as with the U.S., I’m going to speak out when I think their tactics are either inhumane or counterproductive. The best way [...]

Olberman Channels Edward R. Murrow

Blog: August 31st, 2006

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Olberman Channels Edward R. Murrow

Blog: August 31st, 2006

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