Vote for Candorville in another ridiculous newspaper poll

Cartoonists hate them. Editors pay too much attention to them. Newspapers shouldn’t use them. They’re completely unscientific. The only people who do enjoy them are 105 year-old readers who live in fear that Beetle Bailey may get court-martialed and they’ll have nothing left to live for. Coincidentally, they’re the ones who have nothing else to [...]