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March 13th, 2007

Candorville: 3/13/2007- Clerks

Best moments in movie history:

  • Rhett tells Scarlette “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
  • All the slaves stand and say “I am Spartacus.”
  • Vader tells Luke he’s his father.
  • Rocky goes the distance with Apollo, and calls for Adrian.
  • An intimidating master swordsman demonstrates, with much flaire, how he’s about to kill Indiana Jones, and after about a minute of this, Indy leisurely pulls out his pistol and shoots him.
  • Kirk eulogizes Spock
  • “Don’t make me get Medieval on your ass.”
  • Harry and Sally are in a diner. Sally demonstrates that any woman can convincingly fake an orgasm. An old woman at the next table tells the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.”
  • “Red” recounts how Andy escaped from Shawshank, and finally joins Andy on the beach.
  • Randal schools Dante about Jedi politics, then a contractor eats his lunch.
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