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March 13th, 2007

Candorville: 3/13/2007- Clerks

Best moments in movie history:

  • Rhett tells Scarlette “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
  • All the slaves stand and say “I am Spartacus.”
  • Vader tells Luke he’s his father.
  • Rocky goes the distance with Apollo, and calls for Adrian.
  • An intimidating master swordsman demonstrates, with much flaire, how he’s about to kill Indiana Jones, and after about a minute of this, Indy leisurely pulls out his pistol and shoots him.
  • Kirk eulogizes Spock
  • “Don’t make me get Medieval on your ass.”
  • Harry and Sally are in a diner. Sally demonstrates that any woman can convincingly fake an orgasm. An old woman at the next table tells the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.”
  • “Red” recounts how Andy escaped from Shawshank, and finally joins Andy on the beach.
  • Randal schools Dante about Jedi politics, then a contractor eats his lunch.

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    4 Responses to “Candorville: 3/13/2007- Clerks”

    1. Quoting Clerks in Candorville | /Film Says:
      March 15th, 2007 at 3:41 pm

      [...] Part 1 [...]

    2. 3D-monster, jazz-legender och filmcitat. på Bloggywood - En blogg om film. Says:
      March 17th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

      [...] Filmcitat kan ställa till problem En scen ur filmen Clerks ligger som grund till den här strippen om filmnörderi och viljan att alltid ha nåt vettigt att säga. Del 1. Del 2. Del 3. Del 4. [...]

    3. 3D-monster, jazz-legender och filmcitat. - Bloggywood - En blogg om film. Says:
      October 4th, 2007 at 12:50 am

      [...] Filmcitat kan ställa till problem En scen ur filmen Clerks ligger som grund till den här strippen om filmnörderi och viljan att alltid ha nåt vettigt att säga. Del 1. Del 2. Del 3. Del 4. [...]

    4. PeaceZGood Says:
      April 8th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

      OK, now THIS is what I LOVE TO SEE. SUSAN AND LEMONT, TOGETHER. OH,I am so happy I feel like skipping around the room!!!!

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