March 13th, 2007
Candorville: 3/13/2007- Clerks
Best moments in movie history:
Rhett tells Scarlette “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
All the slaves stand and say “I am Spartacus.”
Vader tells Luke he’s his father.
Rocky goes the distance with Apollo, and calls for Adrian.
An intimidating master swordsman demonstrates, with much flaire, how he’s about to kill Indiana Jones, and after about a minute of this, Indy leisurely pulls out his pistol and shoots him.
Kirk eulogizes Spock
“Don’t make me get Medieval on your ass.”
Harry and Sally are in a diner. Sally demonstrates that any woman can convincingly fake an orgasm. An old woman at the next table tells the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Red” recounts how Andy escaped from Shawshank, and finally joins Andy on the beach.
Randal schools Dante about Jedi politics, then a contractor eats his lunch.