Candorville: 9/18/2007- Friendly advice, part 2
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September 18th, 2007

Candorville: 9/18/2007- Friendly advice, part 2

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This cartoon is about:Lemont Brown, Federal Agent Murph, liberals, conservatives, politics, Bush Administration, relationships, interracial dating, interracial marriage, children, Lemont’s son, Lemont’s kid, Roxanne, Crazy Vegetarian Chick, Patriot Act, constitution, liberty, Bill of Rights, invasion of privacy, authoritarianism, government, progressives, child support, love, statistics, fathers, deadbeat dadsTranscript:Panel One: [setting= Lemont Brown’s bedroom / action= Federal Agent Murph stands in the shadows above Lemont, who still lays in bed](CAPTION) Federal Agent Murph visits Lemont Brown(AGENT MURPH) According to our files, you shouldn’t be marrying this woman.(LEMONT) Files? What files?Panel Two: [setting= Lemont’s bedroom / action= closeup of Agent Murph](MURPH) Fact: You grew up with no father. Statistically, you should repeat that cycle, fathering and abandoning your own child.Panel Three: [setting= Lemont’s bedroom / action= same as panel one](MURPH) …But you’re marrying the woman so you can raise your son. It’s a statistical anomaly.Panel Four: [setting= Lemont’s bedroom / action= same as panel one, but Agent Murph raises a hand compassionately](MURPH) I know you flunked statistics in college, but…


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