Transcript:
Am I speaking with whoever programs the iPhones auto-correct feature? That would be I. You mean “that would be me.” What’s the problem, sir? The auto-corrections make me look like an idiot. If I’m writing a long e-mail and I mistype a word … The phone automatically replaces it with what it thinks is correct, even if it’s completely wrong grammatically. Are you sure? Does “Hey, Gia, can’t wait to meat you at the potty, sincerely, Lemony” sound right to you? Sounds pretty forward, if you ask me, Lemony. But I guess you’d know her better than me. “Better than I.”