Looking on the Brighter Side, part 1
November 18th, 2007
With all the talk about unsafe amounts of lead in Chinese-manufactured children’s toys, toothpaste, etc., nobody ever mentions the positives. For instance, there is some evidence that lead-lined diapers can, on rare occasion, bestow superhuman breakdancing ability.
That kid dances better than I do.
That should shut up those wimps over at Baby Mozart.