Archive for May 14th, 2008



G.W. Bush Makes the Ultimate Sacrifice

Grieving families left behind by soldiers needlessly killed in Iraq can rest easy, knowing that they aren’t suffering alone. George W. Bush, in solidarity with the soldiers who risk everything to carry out his dimwitted orders, has also made the ultimate sacrifice: He’s given up golf.

According to the Associated Press, “Bush said he made his decision after the August 2003 bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad.” Bush says he believed continuing to golf would have sent the wrong message, whatever that’s supposed to mean.

…Oh, that’s what he meant. In other news, the President has yet to give up his other favorite sports: fishing, moving brush from one place to another on his ranch, and sending young men and women to die in an unjust and unnecessary war.

Some veterans aren’t too impressed with Bush’s sacrifice — which begs the question: Why do veterans hate America?