The Republicans Love Their Countup Clocks

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gop-countdownclock1.gifYou know you haven’t got much to say about your opposition when you resort to condemning their logistics. First Fox News ran a “days since Barack Obama promised to appear on our show” clock. Now the Republican Party’s homepage is running their own countup clocks which count the days since Obama’s (a) visited Iraq, and (b) was invited to ten town hall meetings by John McCain.

Is the GOP sure it wants to play this game? The Democrats could easily respond with clocks of their own. Such as (dates are rough estimations):

1. “Days since John McCain flip-flopped on off-shore drilling: 2 days”

2. “Days since John McCain officially approved of torture: 730 days”

3. “Days since John McCain used 100 heavily-armed soldiers, 3 Blackhawks, 2 Apache gunships and a flak jacket to prove he could walk around an Iraqi marketplace without protection: 565 days”

4. “Days since the Iraqi marketplace he walked through was back under the control of insurgents: 330 days”

5. “Days since President Bush promised to fire whoever committed treason by outing an undercover CIA operative: 1,460 days”

6. “Days since President Bush vowed to capture Osama Bin Laden: 2,355 days”

7. “Days since President Bush vowed to rebuild New Orleans: 895 days”

8. “Days since President Carter called energy independence a national security matter, vowed to free us from Middle East oil, and was consequently mocked by Reagan and the next two generations of Republicans: 13,870 days”

9. “Days since President Truman tried to give Americans universal healthcare, but was rebuffed by Republicans in Congress: 21,900 days”

Etc…

Of course, none of that’s as important as Barack Obama’s travel itinerary or the burning question of whether he’ll stick to the five debates he’s offered McCain, or accept McCain’s invitation to ten.


Discussion (4)¬

  1. B Rhodes says:

    Don’t the Republicans realize people are tired of that juvenile nanny-nanny-na-na crap? They’re just like Hillary, going out of their way to make sure I never vote for them again in my life.

  2. Davrash Sani says:

    Right on. But those aren’t petty enough. You need something like “Days since the coward McCain has dared to appear in Candorville.” Or “Days since McCain was invited to five debates by Obama,” or “Days since McCain was called a doody-head and did nothing about it.” You have to out-petty the Repettycans.

  3. Darrin Bell says:

    215 days? Feels more like 215 years.

  4. biggnigg2000 says:

    WOW! they also should have the countdown clock!
    How many days until Bush’s last day….215