This now officially the weirdest election I can remember

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I think Paris Hilton just solved the energy crisis. I will now go into my room, get back into bed, and hope I wake up from this strange, strange dream.


Discussion (4)¬

  1. Ken says:

    A polling firm has actually tested the impact of the Paris ad. Democrats and Independents thought the ad helped Hilton’s image (Republicans were divided). Independents thought the ad hurt McCain while Democrats and Republicans thought the Hilton ad helped their candidate.
    So… we now have some measurement of the current state of weirdness. The full results are at http://www.mediacurves.com/Politics/J6955-ParisMcCainAd/Index.cfm.

  2. Ken says:

    Paris may mean something very different when she talks about “offshore drilling.” (Sorry, someone had to go for the easy joke. I leave the clever humor to professionals like Darrin)

    The Paris-McCain alliance makes sense to me. McCain has already demonstrated a fondness for blonde heiresses.

  3. Darrin Bell says:

    Both of them argue that more drilling is a short-term fix that’ll hold us over until new technology “kicks in.” But it would take years for any new oil to reach the market and it still wouldn’t be enough to lower prices much, if at all.

    Paris Hilton (or her writing staff) basically agrees with John McCain’s policies. Gotta admit, though, she’s got pretty good delivery. It would’ve been funnier if it had been shot in night vision, though.

  4. Ken says:

    The product of a small mind that is out of touch with the real world. And, Paris Hilton’s response wasn’t much better.