TRANSCRIPT: The guys watch the Olympics. Look at Team China go! Well, this isn’t really a surprise. China pretty much OWNS the “Committing or Supporting Genocide” event. That event used to be wide open. The U.S. was once a top contender, until teams like Turkey, Japan and Germany overtoo- WAIT! The U.S. is gaining! 1 million may be dead in Iraq! No, wait, we tried to stop that; but it still may warrant a bronze.