TRANSCRIPT: The guys watch the Olympics. Look at China go! They really have no competition in the “Denying People Their Rights” event. Wait! Team America is surging! Locking people in Guantanamo without access to lawyers! Uh oh… America stumbles! The Supreme Court rules they actually do have rights. WAAIT! THE PENTAGON SAYS EVEN IF A PRISONER’S FOUND “NOT GUILTY,” THEY MIGHT NOT RELEASE HIM! WHAT A RECOVERY!

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