TRANSCRIPT: Clyde, I… I don’t think I WANT to ask Roxanne for a DNA test. What if Lionel isn’t really my son? What if that guy in there is his real father? What if he’s not good to Lionel — leaves him just like my dad left me? You got any corn nuts? Do you mind? I’m in the middle of a touchingly anguished father/son soliloquy here! So… You ain’t got no corn nuts?