TRANSCRIPT: Hold it right there! Wha? Who– I’m Lemont Brown… …and that’s my fiancée’s house you’re sneaking out of at two in the morning. That’s my son’s house you’re sneaking out of at two in the morning! I wanna know two things: (a) what are you doing here, and (b) who the @#$% are you?! Wait… John Edwards? (a) I deny everything, and (b), Ok, I confess.