TRANSCRIPT: Dude, I don’t think you know women as well as you think you do. I mean, I did everything you said, again. I implied she was getting old and fat so she’d become insecure… C-Dog’s Incredibly bad advice 50¢. …And be so grateful for my presence that she’d do ANYTHING to keep me around. Didn’t work. Did you remember to tell her how hot your last girlfriend was? D’oh!


This definitely strikes a bell in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if, deep, DEEP down (I mean, really, really deep!) – Clyde is doing this to get Susan to drop him?