September 8th, 2008
Candorville: 9/8/08- Spare Change, part 1
TRANSCRIPT: John McCain’s the one who represents real change. What? He basically wants things to stay how they are. Yeah. But he picked a WOMAN as his running mate. A woman! A woman who basically wants things to stay how they are. Did I mention she has girl parts? And all of them want things to stay how they are.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:48 am
Actually, we can be pretty sure that she wants some changes. She will want to outlaw abortion even in the case of rape or incest. She will want to make it easier to get guns. She will want to give more tax cuts to the wealthy.
Those are the hints so far. We may get more information when she decides to grant some interviews. At the moment she’s sequestered with her tutors.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Sequestered with her tutors, her make up artist, her costume stylists, her pastor(s) who blame the Jews for their own Holocaust because they didn’t convert to Christianity, and playing the hypocritical good Christian wife who stays home with her kids instead of working…. whoops, did I say that? I forgot. She’s for women’s rights. Whoops, did I say that? I’m so confused!!!
September 8th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Not to mention that she wants to roll back any existing legislation/regulations that may curtail global warming and is a principle in a lawsuit to make sure that polar bears are not placed on the endangered species list.
She wants change alright. But it’s not any kind that I want to see in my lifetime.