Candorville: 9/8/08- Spare Change, part 1
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September 8th, 2008

Candorville: 9/8/08- Spare Change, part 1

TRANSCRIPT: John McCain’s the one who represents real change. What? He basically wants things to stay how they are. Yeah. But he picked a WOMAN as his running mate. A woman! A woman who basically wants things to stay how they are. Did I mention she has girl parts? And all of them want things to stay how they are.

Discussion (4)¬

  1. Ken says:

    Actually, we can be pretty sure that she wants some changes. She will want to outlaw abortion even in the case of rape or incest. She will want to make it easier to get guns. She will want to give more tax cuts to the wealthy.
    Those are the hints so far. We may get more information when she decides to grant some interviews. At the moment she’s sequestered with her tutors.

  2. PeaceZGood says:

    Sequestered with her tutors, her make up artist, her costume stylists, her pastor(s) who blame the Jews for their own Holocaust because they didn’t convert to Christianity, and playing the hypocritical good Christian wife who stays home with her kids instead of working…. whoops, did I say that? I forgot. She’s for women’s rights. Whoops, did I say that? I’m so confused!!! :)

  3. sruprect says:

    Not to mention that she wants to roll back any existing legislation/regulations that may curtail global warming and is a principle in a lawsuit to make sure that polar bears are not placed on the endangered species list.

    She wants change alright. But it’s not any kind that I want to see in my lifetime.

  4. Golux says:

    And when the weird really started to leak out all over, Buckskin Barbie tanked McCain so quickly it was the Wreck of the Titanic. If he had any smarts he would have asked Condoleezza to be VP. It's almost like they intended to throw the election.