TRANSCRIPT: Y’know, you really shouldn’t use “Dr. Sasquatch’s depilatory for extremely hair chicks. Wait a minute… How did everyone in the office know exactly what you and I’d been talking about on the phone? When you asked me to connect you with Lemont Brown, I may have accidentally patched your call into the office intercom. Dios mio… Dick Fink, I oughta… AAAARGH! I may have also accidentally uploaded it to youtube.