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Lemme get this straight, Clyde… …You used some website to set yourself up as a bank. …And the Feds gave you $200 billion in taxpayer bailout money. The First Bank of Clyde vital to the community. You don’t even own a computer, Clyde. I don’t see what that has to do with– GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER, CLYDE! Here, get y’self a new one.

I wonder if people have really done this; after all, during the New Orleans funding, people scammed some for themselves who didn’t deserve it, leaving the ones who did deserve it often lacking.
At least he is giving some of the money to Lemont-most banks aren’t going to lend, let alone give, money to people who need it. Help the economy get stimulated? Surely you jest.