I’m glad to see that this kind of things happen to other guys. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard the old “it’s not you, it’s an ancient prophecy” line from women.
You too? it’s a small world. My last girlfriend even tried using fake fangs. At least I believe they were fake… Come to think of it, I did feel a bit drained the other morning… Naw, they had to be fake. Everyone knows vampires aren’t real… right?
And so, the evil plot is exposed! Ah-hah!
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