The body outlines look different – thicker?
Wait. I thought flu shots were a brainwashing plot by the government. No?
Probably shoulda said "Big Tissue", considering Kleenex is a name brand, and not necessarily the top seller (myself, I prefer Puffs plus).
Gotta use the funnier word in the punchline, and "Kleenex" has two of the funniest letters in the English language, so I had no choice.
Besides, people use it interchangeably – that's how saturated that name is in the public consciousness.
The body outlines look different – thicker?
Wait. I thought flu shots were a brainwashing plot by the government. No?
Probably shoulda said "Big Tissue", considering Kleenex is a name brand, and not necessarily the top seller (myself, I prefer Puffs plus).
Gotta use the funnier word in the punchline, and "Kleenex" has two of the funniest letters in the English language, so I had no choice.
Besides, people use it interchangeably – that's how saturated that name is in the public consciousness.