Cologne
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December 13th, 2009

Cologne

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Y’know the interesting thing about cologne? The same cologne smells different on different people. Maybe it chemically interacts with an individual’s ph or what not. On one man, it can smell like an ocean breeze, but on another man the same cologne might smell like six-year-old egg salad. Why are you telling me this? No reason. I’m not wearing cologne.


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  1. sugarkat says:

    Actually, most men's cologne smells like toxic waste, unless you're spending a ridiculous amount on the cologne, and even then it's a crap shoot as to whether or not you actually don't smell like you just rolled in a large pile of manure.