Hello, you’ve reached the home of Susan Garcia. You know what to do. Beep. Hi Susan, it’s Tiger. Listen, my wife found your number on my cell and she … uh … might be calling you. And the girl who claims to be my mistress found your number too. And the other girl. And the other one. Number four didn’t find your number, but she found your picture and might be out looking for you. Number five found your number. Number six may have … beep. Time allotted for message has been exceeded.