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… So I’m sick and tired of all this talk about Tiger Woods! He’s just a guy who can hit a ball with a stick! He has no impact on my life or yours! For the love of God, somebody explain to me why the media thinks I care that Tiger Woods has a couple chicks on the side! Um … actually, what I asked was, “Are you aware your best friend, Lemont is missing and no one’s seen him for weeks?” And I thought the alleged mistress count was up to eight. Nine. … What?
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Finally! Health care reform is being shot to hell, we're playing escalatio (thank you, Tom Lehrer) in Afghanistan, and the future existence of the planet is being debated in Copenhagen, but a libidenous golfer is topping the news feeds night after night after boring night! OK, one mistress was none of our damn bidness & b/w Tiger & his family/ the neighbor whose property he hit/ the muni whose hydrant he hit/ his insurance co./ his agent/ his in-laws …. Nine mistresses is OMG hyper voyeurism, swarm, paparazzi, swarm! But 16 is threatening the future of televised golf as we know it! Nope. Still not worth being above the fold on One.