Why didn’t you ever tell me you were seeing my best friend in college?! Why didn’t you see ME in college?! Because I didn’t want to disturb the friendship we all shared. Because I wanted you to be next. Well I wish you’d both trusted me to handle it. I’d have KILLED her! I know. We should have. I was wrong. You’d have killed her. You didn’t give me enough credit. I’d have killed BOTH of you!