Transcript:
I have to give a big speech, but public speaking scares the spit out of me. I’ve tried emulating great public speakers like Roosevelt, Clinton, King — That’s ya problem right there. You mean if I were to stop trying to be like good public speakers and just let myself be ME, I’d do fine? No, I mean you’re boring as @#$%. Shut up already. C-Dog’s incredibly bad advice $2.