The Truth of Juarez, part 3
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December 23rd, 2009

The Truth of Juarez, part 3

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Transcript:
“If you buy me a couple tacos, I’ll tell you the real story, not the bogus ‘Drug War’ cover story. After that. “That’s the true reason for all the killings.” Before that. “La Lloraona, El Chupacabra and Bigfoot have invaded Juarez. They’re stealing men’s souls and turning the now-empty husks into vicious killers.” There. THAT’S why I want my taco back. They’re foot-soldiers for an ancient … Pass the salt.

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Discussion (7)¬

  1. kenecollier says:

    It looks like Lemont has stumbled onto Sarah Palin's fact checker.

  2. ChayaFradle says:

    I can't read sugarkat's whole message. I want to know what he'd be hiding in…

  3. ChayaFradle says:

    Anyway, the ballon boy's dad would FLY AWAY before being interviewed. Hahahaha.

    • sugarkat says:

      No, he'd have his wife tell the cops he's flying away, but he'd actually be hiding in a cardboard box in the attic. He'd get away with it until his stupid son gives it all away during an interview.

  4. ChayaFradle says:

    How can an INTELLIGENT man like Lemont get involved with such LOSERS? At least, he could be interviewing the Balloon Boy's dad who was just sentenced. But, I've said too much already.