Obama the Tyrant
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January 29th, 2012

Obama the Tyrant

Discussion (6)¬

  1. Zirconia Wolf says:

    But wait! If you sleep until 2013 you’ll miss the end of 2012 where the Aliens finally return to suck all the fundamentalist, conservatives & hate-mongers (assuming they are 3 distinct groups and not all the same bunch of jackasses) & take them away for use as doorstops, bookends & hose reels (or whatever else they’re good for) on the Home World!

    This miraculous event is wrongly believed by some to be the “end” of the Mayan calendar (which doesn’t actually end if people would actually LOOK at the damn thing, which is really a continuous circle) or as some nonsense called “The Rapture” (if you’re a real screwball) but of course us True Believers know that it is in fact “The Great Cleansing” & will mean the end of fear-peddling irrationality & the beginning of 1,000 years of peace, prosperity & honest equality among the races! (After 1,000 years the earth will of course be decimated as a result of a chain reaction started by a freakishly huge muffin tossed from the window of a touring UFO, but things will be pretty awesome until then!)

    So come on & join us True Believers as we close our eyes & hum loudly in an effort to block out all the crap being spread by the fear-mongers! (Or as I prefer to think of them, future hose reels.)

  2. laser plumb bob says:

    Praise their noodly goodness…

  3. @ElLCoolJ says:

    His hat says "Fund" …heh….as in "Trust Fund???"

    • John says:

      That would be cute, but I think it's supposed to be a "Furd" logo (going with a long tradition of using one-letter-off company names).

  4. ChayaFradle says:

    Haha. Just noticed. You got "The 5th Candorville Collection" in under the word "run". Very sharp! :)