Lemont Met The Perfectish Woman
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October 7th, 2015

Lemont Met The Perfectish Woman

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Plausible deniability. It’s important in a comic strip that appears not just on the Web, but in hundreds of family newspapers across an often-squeamish land.

Lemont met the perfectish woman in Vancouver, and they spent a “magical night” together. But what exactly does that mean? The answer is entirely up to the reader. If the reader has a dirty mind, it’s not the cartoonist’s fault.

Candorville’s Top Ten List of Plausibly Deniable Explanations:

Magical Night could mean…

10. They had hot, steamy sex that in some parts of the country is probably still technically illegal.

9. They cuddled in the back seat of the car and discussed their dreams and aspirations.

8. They served sandwiches and hot cocoa to the homeless in the basement of the nearest church.

7. It rained that night, and when the clouds parted, the sky was so clear they could practically see the rings of Saturn with their naked eyes.

6. They had hot, steamy sex that in some parts of the country is probably still technically illegal.

5. They rescued a kitten from a tree and returned it to its family.

4. They danced until dawn.

3. They strolled along the docks and witnessed a dolphin in mid-leap, illuminated by the glow of a shooting star.

2. They had hot, steamy sex that in some parts of the country is probably still technically illegal.

1. They saw a magic show.


Discussion (3)¬

  1. Packit0 says:

    Hmmm… I would also include in the list: "They had hot, steamy sex that in some parts of the country is probably still technically illegal." 🙂

    Very good list indeed

  2. Bev says:

    Help! Where is that List of 10 ways to know you're in love. I should have copied it, but I didn't. Think it was yesterday or the day before.

    • Darrin Bell says:

      It was yesterday\’s. You can click \”previous\” beneath today\’s strip to get there. Maybe I\’ll copy it as a blog post, too, but for now that\’s where it is.