Bringing The New Woman Around
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December 4th, 2015

Bringing The New Woman Around

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Lemont’s considering bringing the new woman around so she and his son can get to know each other. He’s serious about her.

Candorville’s Top Ten List of Things Dating Single Parents Have to Consider:

10. Will your date like your child?

9. Will your child like your date?

8. Is there a chance your date will eventually sell your child to traffickers in Bangladesh?

7. Is the new woman or the new man interested in someday being a parent?

6. Are you telling yourself you’re more interested than you really are in this new woman or new man because you’re looking for a new mom or dad for your kid?

5.Is there a chance your date will eventually sell your child to traffickers in Bangladesh?

4. Have you spent enough time telling and showing your kid they’re still the center of your universe?

3. Is there a chance your date will eventually sell your child to traffickers in Bangladesh?

2. Has your date started mentioning boarding schools in Alaska?

1. Does your date have thick skin?


Discussion (4)¬

  1. Mellaril says:

    11. Does your date remember your kid's name?

    12. Are your date's children living with her ex?

    13. Is you date's favorite character in "Cinderella" the wicked step-mother?

  2. bev says:

    Bell, you're better than Dear Abby, for my purposes