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I'm tired of people saying Marco Rubio sounds like a robot. Since when has repeating oneself over and over again been robotic? He doesn't sound anything like a robot. Robots say "I'll be back" in a thick Austrian accent. Or they say "I suggest a new strategy, Artoo: Let the Wookiee win." Or they say "Danger, Will Robinson!" Don't worry, people won't be talking about Rubio for much longer.
Huh. Ranty-conservative-guy-at-the-bus-stop* has a more extensive repertoire of SF references than I would have suspected. If he's actually imitating Tony Daniels's voice in panel three, I could almost start to like him.
*Does this character have a name?
Figmond Tripp.