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April 5th, 2010

The Replacement

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  1. Alan says:

    Q: How many Kim Jong Il's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: There is only one Kim Jong Il and if he wishes light bulb will start working again to please him.
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  2. jonthebru says:

    Actually, there could easily be a small group of North Korean comedians, but their only audience would be the guards in their solitary confinement prisons.
    See, I just made up a North Korean joke. Its fits all the criteria to be North Korean joke, especially the one involving pain, torture and humiliation.

  3. Robert says:

    Hey, Steve, perhaps we don't understand the phrase 'newspaper editor gets to save US$150K/year'.

    I'll bet he gets a bonus, right before the paper folds.

  4. SteveS says:

    Wait… The only thing Kim Jong Il has his finger on, is the trigger of an AK-47 rifle (by proxy). I think the only people that laugh at his jokes are those that are at the other end of that rifle.

    Apparently, Perry doesn't understand the phrase "you get what you pay for"