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What's your problem, Big L? You said God spoke to you. He's NEVER spoken to me. And I've been going to church all my life! I'm like Kai Winn, the Vedek who never once heard from the Prophets! What on Earth you talkin' about? ...From Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. I think I might know why God don't be wantin' to talk to you. It's like I opened the Orb of Patheticness.
Yes, I got that reference. Made my day.