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Dec 31
2016 Was No Joke
Dec 30
The Opioid Of The Masses is a Red Leaf
Dec 29
The Main Election Lesson
Dec 28
Susan’s Rhetorical Question
Dec 27
Momma Considers a Reverse Mortgage in the Age of Trump
Dec 26
Lemont Needs To See His Old Room
Dec 25
He Always Lets His Dog Off-Leash
Dec 24
C-Dog Sees Sheep on Christmas Eve
Dec 23
C-Dog Pontificates On Christmas
Dec 22
Lemont Gets Performance Anxiety
Dec 21
Susan Demands Details
Dec 20
Vancouver Was An Enthralling Book
Dec 19
Seeing Vancouver Was Horrible
Dec 18
Flying Is Not The Best Superpower
Dec 17
Lemont Is Just Gonna Blow It Like Always
Dec 16
There She Is, There’s Vancouver
Dec 15
Maybe Lemont Should Just Forget About Vancouver
Dec 14
The Canadian Kid Checks On A Fallen Lemont
Dec 13
Vancouver Is Maybe A Love Of His Life, Sort Of
Dec 12
Susan Asks About Vancouver
Dec 11
Timing Gifts For Grandpa
Dec 4
Go Back Where You Came From
Dec 3
The Telemarketer Call
Dec 2
Livecasting His Reaction Videos
Dec 1
Fear Incorporated Has A Great Year
Nov 30
The Real Reason Fitzhugh Took Susan Off Trump
Nov 29
Susan Is Done In By Facebook Posts
Nov 28
Susan Loses The Trump Account
Nov 24
Tyrone Is Considering Moving To Canada
Nov 23
Lemont Calling From Canada
Nov 22
The Marriage Negotiation
Nov 21
Why He Wants To Live In Canada
Nov 20
The Imaginary Friend
Nov 18
Seeing Vancouver Would Be a Mistake
Nov 17
Calling a White Supremacist a White Supremacist
Nov 16
Racism Wasn’t Over
Nov 15
He’d Better Never Admit What Happened
Nov 14
The Most Annoying Lemont Ever
Nov 13
Think Of Something Else
Nov 10
Lemont Interviews Alternate Lemonts
Nov 9
The Election Post Mortem
Nov 8
Exit Polls Are Strong For Trump
Nov 7
Vancouver Can’t Wait To See Him
Nov 6
Voting For Trump No Matter What
Nov 3
Hillary The Criminal
Nov 2
Donald Trump Jr
Nov 1
A Better Alternative to Stocks
Oct 31
Why Should I Vote?
Oct 30
The Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costume
Oct 23
The One Time He Spanked His Son
Oct 22
Trump Is Sure The Central Park Five Is Guilty
Oct 21
Trump And The Central Park Five
Oct 20
Locker Room Talk That Isn’t
Oct 19
The Horrible Trump Comment
Oct 18
Time To Interview Donald Trump
Oct 17
Twelve Hours In Vancouver
Oct 15
Magic Happened One Year Ago
Oct 14
One Thing Led To Another And Another
Oct 13
He Searched For Her Everywhere
Oct 12
She Swept Him Away
Oct 11
The Moment Lemont Met Vancouver
Oct 10
On His Way To Vancouver
Oct 7
Colors Not Seen In Nature
Oct 6
As Long As They Still Have Peanuts
Oct 5
Dick Fink Strikes Again
Oct 4
Language Is All Wrong
Oct 3
Stuck On A Plane
Sep 30
Respect The Overhead Luggage Rack
Sep 29
The Seat-Hogger
Sep 28
The Restroom Is Out Of Order
Sep 27
The Bottleneck Man
Sep 26
Lemont And The Airport
Sep 25
Trump Is Not Racist
Sep 15
Their Photos Are Totally Tasteful
Sep 14
The Supreme Hamster Theory
Sep 13
Apocalypse Now-ish
Sep 12
God Speaks To Clyde
Sep 11
That Time Trump Reached Out to Black People
Sep 10
Lemont Was In The Zone
Sep 9
Lemont’s Son is Old Enough to Learn a Sport
Sep 8
Why Susan Doesn’t Like Kids
Sep 7
She Can Watch Lionel
Sep 6
Proxima Centauri Is Right Next Door
Sep 5
How Many Barbecues Do You Have Left in Your Life?
Sep 4
Lemont Discovers The Secret Of Quantum Mechanics
Sep 3
Justice For “Young Justice”
Sep 2
Subverting All The Cliches
Sep 1
Highly Reflexive Instinct
Aug 31
Deus Ex Mentor
Aug 30
Eddie Murphy’s Mister Church
Aug 29
Real Movie Names
Aug 27
The Modern Cloud Game
Aug 26
C-Dog The Atlantean
Aug 25
Dreams Make Real Life Worse
Aug 24
C-Dog Don’t Dream
Aug 23
Susan’s Awesome Date
Aug 22
He Dreamt He Was Coming Home
Aug 21
Big Momma’s Facebook Newsfeed
Aug 18
When Everyone In Town Is Out Of Town
Aug 17
Covering Horrible News In Uganda
Aug 16
Momma Is Cruising
Aug 15
We Have A Lot In Common With Russia
Aug 14
The Republican Convention Did It
Aug 9
You Always Have To Choose Two Out Of Three
Aug 8
His Long Forgotten Hobbies
Aug 7
When I Was Your Age
Jul 31
They Call Him Double Doctor Dogg
Jul 30
How To Build Up Your Confidence
Jul 29
Clarence Has No Phone-Training
Jul 28
Clyde On Sugar Hill
Jul 27
The Road Not Taken
Jul 26
Why America Wages War Constantly
Jul 25
America And Its Many Wars
Jul 24
The Family Reunion Scarred Him For Life
Jul 23
C-Dog’s Got a Magic Trick
Jul 22
Video Tells the Whole Story. Or Doesn’t.
Jul 21
Little Lionel Dreams About Donald Trump
Jul 20
The Republican National Convention Isn’t Rated G
Jul 19
Trump Denies Lemont Press Credentials
Jul 18
The Impossible Dream
Jul 17
Falling In Love Is A Myth
Jul 16
The Shootings Just Go On and On and On
Jul 15
Everyone Has their Sacred Cows
Jul 14
Susan’s Not Talking to Lemont Over Clinton
Jul 13
Susan Warns Lemont Against Talking About Hillary
Jul 12
Covering Clinton Without Hypocrisy is Dangerous
Jul 11
What Life Will Be Like When Were Forty
Jul 10
Watching Lou Grant Is Depressing
Jul 8
Susan Goes and Gets It
Jul 7
Susan Demands A Raise
Jul 6
The Florist Strikes Again
Jul 5
You can’t spell “Assistant” without “Ass”
Jul 4
She Shot Her Own Daughters
Jul 3
Super Hero Fatigue
Jul 2
Paying Himself Rent
Jul 1
He Took Advantage Of The Diversion
Jun 30
Wondering About Wondering
Jun 29
The Future Of This Game Is Cloudy
Jun 28
Calling Senator Marionette
Jun 27
The Orlando Massacre
Jun 26
Trump Will Make America Great Again
Jun 22
Sleeping With The Fishes
Jun 21
Lionel Slept All Night Long
Jun 19
Dubble Crossed One Last Time
Jun 18
Star Trek Into Darkness
Jun 17
C-Dog’s Priorities
Jun 16
What Would Descartes Say
Jun 15
C-Dog Schools Saron
Jun 14
Trump’s Offended Judges
Jun 13
Trump Goes Full Racist
Jun 12
What Happened When They Flew Him To San Jose
Jun 11
Hes Too Young To Remember The Olden Days
Jun 10
She Has Always Hated All His Women
Jun 9
Vancouver Will Be In Oakland
Jun 8
Vancouver In Two Weeks
Jun 7
Why The Maury Show Is A Necessary Evil
Jun 6
The President Trump Trump Card
Jun 3
Lionel And The Octonauts
Jun 2
The Dolores Park Insanity
Jun 1
Provoking Donald Trump
May 31
Lemont Calls The Ask Sadie Show
May 30
Bill Cosby Stands Trial For Sexual Assault
May 29
Hillary Clinton Is Not Donald Trump
May 28
Lionel Loves Pajama Diaries
May 27
The Tennessee Anti-LGBT Law
May 26
The Memphis Reuben Awards
May 25
Fox’s New Primetime Shows
May 24
Everyone Keeps Useless Junk
May 23
He Keeps Everything His Son Ever Made
May 22
A Childhood of Nicknames
May 20
Prince Goes To Meet The Maker
May 19
Will We Ever Hear Prince’s Unreleased Music?
May 18
Even a Lot of Non-Fans Loved Prince
May 17
Lovesexy All His Life
May 16
What Is Really Real
May 15
That Time C-Dog Recorded A Song With Prince
May 8
Never Feed The Troll
May 7
He Has To Sleep Tonight
May 6
Time For Guided Meditation
May 5
How Deep Is His Gullibility
May 4
The Dream He Doesnt Want To Dream
May 3
He Went 154 Hours With No Sleep
May 2
When You Can’t Get To Sleep
May 1
Lemont Misses Vancouver Like Crazy
Apr 28
Agoo Is A Word
Apr 27
Journaling His Sons Firsts
Apr 26
America Is the Angry Black Country
Apr 25
The Tao Of Cdog
Apr 24
Star Trek Impulse Drive Makes No Sense
Apr 23
Voting For The “Change” Candidate
Apr 22
Getting Into Preschool Is Tough
Apr 21
Susan Enrolls Her Child In Preschool
Apr 20
No Evidence Donald Trump Is A Thug
Apr 19
Lemont Wins The Pulitzer Prize
Apr 18
Never Leave Your Phone With C-Dog
Apr 17
In Love With An Israeli From Turkey
Apr 15
Women Buy Things For Men Too
Apr 14
Why Women Don’t Need to Earn the Same as Men
Apr 13
Clyde Seeks Peace
Apr 12
No-Initiative-Having-Free-Stuff-Wanting People
Apr 11
Why Lemont Canceled Cable
Apr 10
We Are All Offended
Apr 8
Working Class News
Apr 7
The George Berkeley Proof Of God
Apr 6
The Last Snow Ever
Apr 5
Quitting Coffee Cold Turkey Isn’t Easy
Apr 4
The Coffee Problem
Apr 1
Dads Can Stop Time
Mar 31
Why A Kid Should Want To Sleep
Mar 30
Help Daddy Sleep
Mar 28
The End Of Hatred
Mar 27
Buy A Dirt Cheap House In Flint
Mar 26
Claiming Him As A Dependent
Mar 25
Elderly Indiana Jones
Mar 24
Lemont And Thomas The Train
Mar 23
All Trump All the Time
Mar 22
Star Trek Axanar
Mar 21
Trump Beat Down
Mar 20
The Trump State Of The Union
Mar 19
The Very Special Toothbrush
Mar 18
The Republicans Are Going To Win Big This Year
Mar 17
Why Clyde Hasnt Signed Up For Obamacare
Mar 16
The Alpha Male Walk
Mar 15
Identity Thief Jealousy
Mar 14
He Was Supposed To Be In Uganda
Mar 13
The Invisible Man Seeks Therapy
Mar 12
The Tiny House
Mar 11
Too Old To Learn New Tricks
Mar 10
Dick Fink Is On Thin Ice
Mar 9
Dink Fink Is A Master Gaslighter
Mar 8
Dick Fink Is After Susan Garcia
Mar 7
Not Worried About Trump
Mar 6
Getting Out The Vote
Mar 5
Really Bad Breath
Mar 4
Hall And Oates Are Hard Core
Mar 3
Eddie Murphy Should Be President
Mar 2
New Zealand Will Be Safe. Maybe.
Mar 1
The Amazing Things Our Kids Do
Feb 29
That’s a Compliment
Feb 28
All Alone In The Universe
Feb 26
Clyde Needs A Woman
Feb 25
Diagnosis Loneliness
Feb 24
What Having A Kid Is Like
Feb 23
Clyde Secretly Seeks Help
Feb 22
The I Hafta Poop Maneuver
Feb 21
Trump Wins The C-Dog Vote
Feb 20
Happiness At Last
Feb 19
Lionel’s Amazing Day
Feb 18
Vancouver Calls Lemont
Feb 17
They Both Lived Past Lives
Feb 16
How Real Robots Sound
Feb 15
Rubio Robot
Feb 14
The Darth Jar Jar Theory
Feb 13
Star Trek And Its Shoulder Pads
Feb 12
Ted Cruz Is An Anchor Baby
Feb 11
Dick Fink Strikes Again Maybe
Feb 10
Clyde Makes Lemont Famous
Feb 9
No Thanks For Babysitting My Toddler
Feb 8
The Postmortem On The Double Date
Feb 7
Voter Id Laws And Dirt-Poor People
Feb 5
The Date Comes To An End
Feb 4
The Strange Stroll Along The Docks
Feb 3
Lemont And Vancouver Seem Happy
Feb 2
Ace And Susan Seem Happy
Feb 1
Susan Goes To The Ladies’ Room
Jan 31
Buddha Supposedly Said This
Jan 30
Susan Does Not Trust Vancouver
Jan 29
Susan Vs. Vancouver
Jan 28
All About Ace
Jan 27
The “How Did You Two Meet” Story
Jan 26
Meeting Vancouver
Jan 25
The Double Date Begins
Jan 24
He Left His Wife For Jenny
Jan 23
Should Have Read The Fine Print
Jan 22
Be Careful What You Wish For
Jan 19
The Unwelcome Guest
Jan 18
Small Talk With A Stranger
Jan 17
Donald Trump Goes Mainstream
Jan 16
Momma Calls, But Lemont’s On A Date
Jan 15
Lemont And Vancouver’s Moment Of Truth
Jan 14
God Tells Cdog To Live Life Abundantly
Jan 13
God Has A Plan For C-Dog
Jan 12
Can I Ask “Is C-Dog Sexually Active” On The Comics Page?
Jan 11
C-Dog’s Got His Priorities Straight
Jan 10
Kelly And The Lopsided Relationship
Jan 9
C-Dog Giving Directions
Jan 8
Thomas Jefferson Posts A Facebook Status Update
Jan 7
Benjamin Franklin Tweets
Jan 6
Why Voting For The Lesser Of Two Evils Is A Good Idea
Jan 5
But Voting Is So Very Important
Jan 4
Math Class Is The Worst
Jan 3
He Gets Tired Of Everything
Jan 2
The Killer Sign
Jan 1
The Put-Together Man
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