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No really, it’s brilliant, let’s ANNOUNCE our coup

Blog: April 13th, 2007

Billionaires do everything differently, including telegraphing their violent palace coups:
The Russian tycoon Boris Berezovsky has told the Guardian he is plotting the violent overthrow of President Putin from his base in Britain after forging close contacts with members of Russia’s ruling elite.In comments which appear calculated to enrage the Kremlin, and which will further inflame [...]

McCain jokes about bombing Iran

Blog: April 19th, 2007

“Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb [Iran]…”-John McCain
All I have to say about that is:
Thank God this guy has little chance of winning the primary, let alone the election.
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Senseless and Stupid

Blog: August 7th, 2007

It didn’t take the Oakland PD long to find Chauncey Bailey’s assassin. If only Kennedy’s real killer had been this stupid.
A suspect in the daylight ambush shooting death of Oakland Post editor Chauncey Bailey was being formally booked today on suspicion of murder, authorities said. Devaughndre Broussard, 19, was in the process of being booked at [...]

"And now, for a moment of Zen"

Blog: August 27th, 2007

Came across this on This Modern World. Thanks to the Internet, our most embarassing moments can now live on forever:
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Geraldine Ferraro Needs a New Dictionary

Blog: May 19th, 2008

Geraldine Ferraro, who thinks being black in America is an unfair advantage and who thinks she’s discriminated against because she’s white (rather than being dismissed for sounding like a crackpot), now says she probably won’t vote for Obama because he’s “terribly sexist.” I don’t remember “beating Hillary Clinton fair and square” being the definition of “sexist.”Â