R.I.P., Godfather

A career told through YouTube clips. Take a moment, there’ll never be another like him…

No, this is not a sketch from Chapelle’s Show…

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Work for us, and you don’t even have to pay for the privilege!

Great news, movie fans! Now you can work as an extra in a new Wil Ferrell/Woody Harrelson/Andre 3000 movie, and you don’t even have to pay them for the privilege! And look how fun they make it sound! You get food! Maybe, if you’re really really lucky, you’ll win a prize and get to catch […]

CNN is dead to me

Like most Americans, I care whether I live or die — which means, by extension, I care about the state of our nation’s health care system. So when I heard Michael Moore was going to appear on Larry King Live to discuss the failings and possible fixes for that system, I dutifully set my TiVo. […]

"Stephanie Miller Show" goes slumming with Candorville’s Darrin Bell

For some unknown reason, Elayne Boosler, guest hosting the Stephanie Miller Show on Jones Radio Network (& aired on many Air America affiliates), decided to spend a few minutes interviewing yours truly this morning. I didn’t post about this beforehand or tell friends or family because it would scare the hell out of me knowing […]

If the Media were Liberal…

If the Media were truly Liberal, this (minus the sarcastic bookends) is the kind of thing we’d see during the day after Oprah, instead of after Midnight on a Saturday:

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Tom Hanks is James Bond

I would so definitely see this…

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"And now, for a moment of Zen"

Came across this on This Modern World. Thanks to the Internet, our most embarassing moments can now live on forever:

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