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McCain is Wile E. Coyote

Blog: July 22nd, 2008

“I believe that either today or tomorrow — and I’m not privy to his schedule – Sen. Obama will be landing in Iraq with some other senators” who make up a congressional delegation, McCain told a campaign fund-raising luncheon.“
First John McCain goads Barack Obama into visiting Iraq. Then, according to Reuters, John McCain leaks the timing of Obama’s Iraq visit. […]

McCain campaign predicts 15 kerbillion-point convention bump for Obama

Blog: August 22nd, 2008

The McCain campaign today circulated a memo predicting a huge post-convention bump in the polls for Barack Obama. “He should get anywhere from an eleventy-thousand to 15-kerbillion point bump” according to Sarah Simms, strategic advisor to the McCain campaign. “Anything less than that would clearly  indicate Obama’s abject failure to connect with the American people. Reporters and […]

What I learned about Michelle Obama from Larry King

Blog: August 25th, 2008

Thank God for the Larry King show on CNN. Tonight he had four guests assess the first night of the Democratic National Convention. Michael Reagan, partisan right wing radio talk show host, Ben Stein, partisan right wing radio talk show host, and Lars Larson, partisan right wing radio talk show host. For balance, he gave […]

Time out, there’s a hurricane in my eyes.

Blog: September 1st, 2008

I remember when we were kids, and we were losing a game of four square, the sun would conveniently be in our eyes. That’s why we lost. It wasn’t because we sucked.
Anyone notice how Hurricane Gustav has conveniently prevented George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, the two least popular men in the Republican Party (if […]

From the color of his skin to the content of the color of his skin

Blog: September 4th, 2008