The Truth of Juarez, part 3

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Transcript:
“If you buy me a couple tacos, I’ll tell you the real story, not the bogus ‘Drug War’ cover story. After that. “That’s the true reason for all the killings.” Before that. “La Lloraona, El Chupacabra and Bigfoot have invaded Juarez. They’re stealing men’s souls and turning the now-empty husks into vicious killers.” There. THAT’S why I want my taco back. They’re foot-soldiers for an ancient … Pass the salt.

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    • No, he'd have his wife tell the cops he's flying away, but he'd actually be hiding in a cardboard box in the attic. He'd get away with it until his stupid son gives it all away during an interview.

  • How can an INTELLIGENT man like Lemont get involved with such LOSERS? At least, he could be interviewing the Balloon Boy's dad who was just sentenced. But, I've said too much already.