I don’t know what Olbermann’s upset about, I think the 2 or 3 conservative Democratic Senators (and President Obama) have come up with a pretty good plan of their own: They’ve screwed up the “reform” bill so badly that I’ve decided I’ll just never get sick.

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According to Buzzfeed, “German Composer Adriano Celentano wrote this song in 1972 using a made up language designed to sound like English.” Play the video below. I think it’s probably dead-on.

I always wondered what I must sound like to people who don’t speak English, but I always assumed there’d be less harmonica and polyester.