Alas, a happy, well-adjusted Lemont would be, well, a very different Lemont.
Take a look at Keith Knight's "Knight Life" slice o' life strip for an example. He doesn't get to meet himself in the past, run from vampires, or get lost in Mexico.
Perhaps if Lemont stayed away from the drama he could find what (real) love is. Guess that wouldn't make much of a storyline, though, huh?
So his image of "The one that got away" is just an idealized memory of a girl he went to college with. He never really got to know her nearly as well as he's gotten to know Susan.
OK, she looks good. However, we all worry that Lemont is going to seek her out and then eventually find out that she's something horrible (vampire, Republican, Justin Bieber fan). I mean... he posted that Mariah Carey song to try to make us all fuzzy and sentimental. Clearly, Bell's gone soft on us since he doesn't have George Bush to kick around anymore.
Republican media hype is brainwashing America, and I'm afraid Bell will have ample fodder for strips after the next election.
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Alas, a happy, well-adjusted Lemont would be, well, a very different Lemont.
Take a look at Keith Knight's "Knight Life" slice o' life strip for an example. He doesn't get to meet himself in the past, run from vampires, or get lost in Mexico.
Perhaps if Lemont stayed away from the drama he could find what (real) love is. Guess that wouldn't make much of a storyline, though, huh?
So his image of "The one that got away" is just an idealized memory of a girl he went to college with. He never really got to know her nearly as well as he's gotten to know Susan.
OK, she looks good. However, we all worry that Lemont is going to seek her out and then eventually find out that she's something horrible (vampire, Republican, Justin Bieber fan). I mean... he posted that Mariah Carey song to try to make us all fuzzy and sentimental. Clearly, Bell's gone soft on us since he doesn't have George Bush to kick around anymore.
Republican media hype is brainwashing America, and I'm afraid Bell will have ample fodder for strips after the next election.