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I think I realized what went wrong between Kelly and me. I realized it after seeing “Up in the Air,” that movie with George Clooney. Clooney’s character had a fling with some chick, but when Clooney tried to turn that into something lasting … she shut him down. Kicked him to the curb. Because she already had a real life, and she only wanted this fling when it was a momentary escape from that. So what did this make you realize? That I’m paying way too much for therapy. Fascinating. You don’t even give me popcorn.
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Feels like there should be a follow-up joke here about the price of movie theater tickets and popcorn, but it's just not coming to me at this point.
Finally, we are showing some progress!
Haha. :) ROFLOL funny retort. No popcorn? :) Hahaha.