Who needs a doctor when there’s Google Image Search?
Candorville’s Top Ten List of Reasons Why Men Don’t Go to the Doctor as Often as Women
10. There’s nothing wrong with me. I feel fine.
9. I’m too busy (if I look like I’m not doing anything, that’s because I’m busy in my head).
8. I could buy four video games for the same price as one pointless doctor visit.
7. I forgot.
6. This video game won’t play itself.
5. Mind over matter. If they don’t tell me something’s wrong with me, nothing’s wrong with me.
4. My significant other is telling me I should go get a check-up. I cannot let my significant other win.
3. They might put something in my butt.
2. I’ll go when I’ve reached level 10.
1. There are sick people at the hospital.