Candorville https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Susan’s still never met Lionel Little Lionel said @#%^*! The red flag we all should see Republicans and their not-so-clever euphemisms What brings you to therapy? People just talk too much about Donald Trump Bigoted Republicans exploit the massive Los Angeles fires Lemont had all kinds of feelings Zuckerberg’s META goes full MAGA to placate Donald Trump Long story short The problem is there’s no problem Christmas is a bunch of nonsense Democrats join Republicans to swiftly certify Donald Trump’s victory Elon Musk joins himself at the hip to Donald Trump Where did you picture yourself today five years ago? About the guy who wrote THE TALK Guess who Trump appointed to his cabinet Taking a date to Star Trek the Musical He got his son a really cool Christmas gift The telltale sign your relationship is over Why tying something up never made sense The empty story tank Why can’t we have nice things too? Arms were the worst invention in history It makes him feel six years old again Merry Christmas! The Chronicle wants Lemont back Why you should never count the windows How Trump’s DOJ Hit List is already transforming America He’s thinking of getting out of journalism altogether He’ll be the next Chronicle opinion page editor She asks to take an Uber to the movies The complex idea of virtue This is why C-Dog may have voted for Trump Why Lemont wants to buy a house He was born 200 years too early Six weeks of gagging Why the Chronicle wants Lemont to come back He’s doing his mom a disservice Why you really should call your mom every day The conspiracy theories “they” don’t tell you about The unwanted civilization The debt collector sends a letter Is the world really real? America is a prison state The unwanted civilization The inexplicably vanishing fries He was just thinking about thinking CEO of United Health Insurance is gunned down Is AirBnB really ruining the economy?