unsurprising surprises

McCain is Wile E. Coyote

"I believe that either today or tomorrow -- and I'm not privy to his schedule -- Sen. Obama will be landing in…

The Republicans Love Their Countup Clocks

You know you haven't got much to say about your opposition when you resort to condemning their logistics. First Fox…

Surprisingly, Bush Lied about the Golf Thing

As previously mentioned, GW Bush claimed to have experienced an epiphany after a horrible bombing in Iraq. No more would the…

Michael Moore injures Wolf Blitzer in cage match

When Laura and I walked out of the Arclight in Hollywood after seeing Michael Moore's Sicko, I scanned the floor…

CNN is dead to me

Like most Americans, I care whether I live or die -- which means, by extension, I care about the state…