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Dec 31Lemont And The Very Bad Year
Dec 28Lemont Puts Facebook On Blast
Dec 27Why Being A Journalist Is Frustrating
Dec 26Did Facebook Let Companies Read Private Messages
Dec 25Lots Of Boxes Under Little Lionels Tree
Dec 24Is Santa Clause Real
Dec 23The Internet Made The Mall Lay Off Santa Claus
Dec 14Couples Therapy
Dec 13Lemont Botches Clydes Lawsuit
Dec 12Cdog Asks Lemont For A Quick Favor
Dec 11Lemont Downloads Cdogs Christmas Album
Dec 10What Time Does The Bus Come
Dec 8Can Lemont Ever Enjoy The Holidays
Dec 7Never Talk Trash About The Pilgrims
Dec 6The National Day Of Mourning
Dec 5We Forgot Something Back On Thanksgiving
Dec 4Theres Always A Less Famous Sibling
Dec 3Clerks Was The Best Movie Ever Made
Dec 2Santa Clyde Is Coming To Town
Dec 1The Signs Of An Early Demise
Nov 30The Key To Accepting Mortality
Nov 29The How To Be An Alpha Lesson Gets Interrupted
Nov 28Ancient Sadie Cohen On Immortality
Nov 27Immortality By The Year 2050
Nov 26Scientists May Find A Cure For Death
Nov 25Opie Taylor Did What Now
Nov 17The Codes
Nov 16It Is Far Too Late For Us
Nov 15Why Lemont Will Never Write Poetry
Nov 14The Man From Nantucket
Nov 13More Haiku
Nov 12Existence Itself Is Cruel
Nov 11What If Black Voters Were Never Suppressed
Nov 10Haiku
Nov 9Tyrone Poses An Ominous Question
Nov 8How Tyrone Feels About The Election
Nov 7Momma Did Her Duty
Nov 6Why Should I Vote?
Nov 5When Tyrone Tried To Vote
Nov 4The Starry Sky Has Disappeared
Nov 3Voter Suppression Is Not Discrimination
Nov 2Was Child Protective Services Nice To Lionel
Nov 1Not The Country He Thought It Was
Oct 31The Vote Suppressors Get Their Way
Oct 30Lemont Tries To Fight The Vote Suppressors
Oct 29Lemont Was Kicked Off The Bus
Oct 28Why Randy Thinks Terraforming Mars Is A Horrible Idea
Oct 27The Republican Supreme Court
Oct 26The Its All Going To End Discussion
Oct 25Why His Momma Cant Watch His Son
Oct 24Why Susan Cannot Watch Lemonts Son
Oct 23North Dakota Tries Disenfranchising Native Americans
Oct 22Theyre Purging Voters All Over The Place
Oct 21The Explosive First Speech Of Sadie Cohen
Oct 20Armstrong Asks A Man To Man Question
Oct 19Uncle Morts Congressional Campaign Is Going Very Well
Oct 18Almost All The Patrons Showed Up
Oct 17A Journalist Is Messing With The Grand Opening
Oct 16Lemont Brown Responds To Rudy Parks Evite
Oct 15Is A Journalist A Journalist All The Time
Oct 7They Served In All 49 World Wars
Oct 6Judge Pheely Groperman Gets Confirmed
Oct 5He Took No Pleasure In Firing That Person
Oct 4Fear Inc Is Having A Bad Quarter
Oct 3Nevertheless He Persisted
Oct 2Susan Garcia Wants The Judge Groperman Account Back
Oct 1Fitzhugh Removes Susan From The Groperman Account
Sep 22Why Lemont Says We Must Build Oneill Cylinders Now
Sep 21Clyde Has Been Ruminating All Day
Sep 20Why French Fries Will Ruin Your Life
Sep 19The Whole City Is Looking Ashy
Sep 18Puerto Rico Was An Incredible Unsung Success
Sep 17What Ever Happened To Lemonts Big Book
Sep 13Susan Revisits Atlantis
Sep 12Good Old Fashioned Tv
Sep 11The Bus Is Late
Sep 10They Found Atlantis Decades Ago
Sep 8Lemont Figured Out How To Reverse Hair Loss
Sep 7The President Sounds Like A Mafia Boss
Sep 6Lemont Might Grow A High Top Fade Again
Sep 5He Used To Cut Famous Hair
Sep 4The Ask Frequency Indicates Trouble
Sep 3C Dog On Why Mccain Was So Beloved
Sep 2The Most Likely Fermi Paradox Explanation
Sep 1He Keeps Everything His Son Has Ever Made
Aug 31That Time Susan Tried Going Cold Turkey
Aug 3030 Susan Admits She Has A Problem
Aug 29Why The Cries Of The Asylum Seeking Child Stopped
Aug 28Lemont Makes First Contact With The Refugee Child
Aug 27The Refugee In The Baby Jail Stopped Crying
Aug 26The Satisfaction Paradox
Aug 25Lemont Comes Round The Corner To See
Aug 24Lemont Is So Very Graceful
Aug 23Something Is Moving In The Void
Aug 22Be Still In Your Mind To Hear The Cry
Aug 21Listen For The Cries Of The Child
Aug 20Never Check Your Watch During A Baby Jail Story
Aug 18Why Lemont Likes Susan So Much
Aug 17Lemont And The Atrocity Air Duct
Aug 16America Betrayed Its Japanese Citizens
Aug 15Lemont Interviews Little George In The Internment Camp
Aug 14He Broke Into The Wrong Internment Camp
Aug 13Lemont Is In The Air Ducts
Aug 12Sidios Darkmoney Calls C Dogg
Aug 5Russia Is Not To Blame For Our Election Troubles
Jul 31The Hows It Going Question
Jul 29Lemonts Worst Fear Is Vacuum Decay
Jul 28Ebenezer Fitzhugh Offers Susan A Raise
Jul 27What Is Daddy Thinking About
Jul 26Why Does Daddy Have To Go To Russia
Jul 25Breaking News: Air Force One Is Missing
Jul 24The Story Will Return Next Week
Jul 23We Are Never Alone
Jul 22Star Trek Gets Its Own Impulse Drive All Wrong
Jul 21Cdog And Saron Have A Heart To Heart Talk
Jul 20Susan Has To Start Processing His Story
Jul 19He Owed Lemont A Favor Because Of Vietnam
Jul 18He Said No Four Times
Jul 17The Notsaying Loophole
Jul 16Will Lemont’s New Story Get Him In Trouble?
Jul 14Getting Prison Ripped
Jul 13Armstrong Grows A Conscience About The Jailed Babies
Jul 12Rudy Gets The Word Out About The Refugees
Jul 11The Refugee Asks When He Will Be Free
Jul 10One Refugee Prisoner Makes The Best Of It
Jul 9The Refugee Prisoners Are No Longer Trending
Jul 8Lemont Disputes An Overcharge From Feudalbanc Massacard
Jul 7Momma Wanted Him To Be Thurgood
Jul 6Sadie Blew Susan Off
Jul 5Everything Is Black Or White
Jul 4What To The Slave Is The Fourth Of July
Jul 3Is Dick Fink Blackmailing The Boss
Jul 2The Ask Sadie Show Metrics Are In
Jul 1Never Too Late To Start A New Life
Jun 30Lemont Interviews Apple’s Ceo Tim Cook
Jun 29You Really Need A Ten Step Action Plan
Jun 28Never Too Old To Join The Military
Jun 27When Has A Journalist Crossed The Line?
Jun 26He Wants To Interview The Incarcerated Refugees
Jun 25Explaining Why You Should Care About Other People
Jun 24This Marriage Is Definitely Over
Jun 23How Could They Reject Him
Jun 22The Refugees Arent Being Treated Well
Jun 21Momma Wants To Know Where Her Videos Are
Jun 20Lemont Wants His Reporting To Speak For Itself
Jun 19Lemont Gets A DM About His North Korea Story
Jun 18Covering The North Korean Summit The Hard Way
Jun 17The Historical Importance Of Editorial Cartoons
Jun 16Clyde Watches His Show
Jun 15C Dog And The Art Of The Deal
Jun 14His Old Roommate Calls With Breaking News
Jun 13Do Not Panic Anyone
Jun 12Gather Them Two By Two
Jun 11Unfortunately The End Is Near
Jun 10Mister Jiddury And Social Anxiety Disorder
Jun 9The Calamity Of Biblical Proportions
Jun 8The Interlude Ends Anon
Jun 7Audiences Know What To Expect
Jun 6The Mysterious Booms Heard Round The World
Jun 5Rosencrantz Has Free Will
Jun 4The Endless Journey
Jun 2Tyrone On The Man Who Talks To Himself
Jun 1The Spoken Quotation Mark
May 31Voters Disenfranchised Left And Right
May 30Susan Gets Voter Caged Too
May 29Lemont Gets Voter Caged
May 28Susan And Lemont Take On The NRA
May 27Seven Year Old Lemont Knows His Rights
May 26Cold Turkey
May 25The Coffee Problem
May 24Stopping Time
May 23We All Know Terrorists
May 22Want To Sleep
May 21Help Daddy Sleep
May 18Nasa Erased The Moon Landing Footage
May 17Will Lemont Hodl His Cryptocurrency
May 16Lemont Added Crypto To His Portfolio
May 15Choosing Up Teams
May 14Clyde Offers Lemont A Head Start
May 13He’s Starting To Hate Everyone
May 12What Lemont Loves About Saturdays
May 11It Aint Over Til The You Know
May 10The Government Science Agencies Stonewall Lemont
May 9Lemonts Curious Call To Nasa
May 8An Advanced Ancient Civilization Would Explain Everything
May 7Are We The First Advanced Civilization
May 6Assad Gassed His Own People Again
May 4Lemonts Greatest Article Yet
May 3Chicago Water Is Full Of Lead
May 2Trickle Down Unaccountability
May 1Susan Thinks Lemont Takes Star Trek Too Seriously
Apr 30Why Lemont Wont Watch Trek With Susan
Apr 29We Still Have Slavery In America
Apr 28They Sold Way Too Soon
Apr 27Working Class Issues
Apr 26Lemont Got A Big Scoop About Trumps Lawyer
Apr 25Lemont And The Raid On Trumps Lawyer
Apr 24Lemont Asks Starbucks The Wrong Question
Apr 23Lemont Interviews The Starbucks CEO
Apr 22Remember Puerto Rico
Apr 21The Incredibly Small House
Apr 20Lemont Is Way Too Old
Apr 19Susan Tells Lemont About Her Horrible Terrible Day
Apr 18Dick Fink Has Got To Go
Apr 17Dick Fink Crosses A Red Line
Apr 16Susan Is Never Worried About Trump
Apr 14Does Cdog Own A Gun
Apr 13Susan Was Raised Around Guns
Apr 12Her Owning A Gun Changes Things For Him
Apr 11What Guns Mean To The Single Female
Apr 10Kids And Accidental Gun Deaths
Apr 9Lemont Will No Longer Accept NRA Ads
Apr 8Stephen Hawking Saved His Life
Apr 1Nothing Tastes As Good As It Used To
Mar 31Why Would Aliens Come Here
Mar 30The Latest Thing About Donald Trump
Mar 29Accelerated Bridge Construction
Mar 28The Amass Loot App
Mar 27The President And His Cia Torturer
Mar 26Who Is Stormy Daniels?
Mar 25Scandal After Scandal After Scandal
Mar 24Susans Incredibly So So Week
Mar 23Does Better Really Exist
Mar 22Lemont Witnesses The Singularity
Mar 21Is Thought Just A Waste Of Time
Mar 20Nothing Really Matters Anymore
Mar 19The Great Recession Is A Zombie
Mar 18What Thomas Jefferson Said About School Shootings
Mar 17His Ex Is A Vampire
Mar 16The Why Do You Love Saddam Fallacy
Mar 15The Blue Wave Is Coming
Mar 14Huffington Post Is A Stooge Of The Democratic Party
Mar 13Lemont Is Covering The Forgotten Stories
Mar 12Lemont Calls The Pentagon
Mar 11The Presidents Big Giant Military Parade
Mar 3Big Business Coopts Everything
Mar 2She Accuses Him Of Smearing Ukraine
Mar 1Ukraine Disproves Russiagate
Feb 28He Wants To Cover The Neo Nazis
Feb 27The Disappearing International Readership
Feb 26Neo Nazis Have Taken Over Ukraine
Feb 25I Am A Colony
Feb 18Armstrong Had The Idea First
Feb 17Hes Not Nineteen Anymore
Feb 16They Saw Black Panther
Feb 15Black Panther Attire
Feb 14Lionel Wants To See Black Panther
Feb 13Abar The First Black Superman
Feb 12All The Critics Love Black Panther
Feb 11Make America Gilded Again
Feb 10Can Lionel Come Over And Play?
Feb 9Why Does The Moon Go Away?
Feb 8Do You Believe In Alien Abduction?
Feb 7Have You Ever Lost Time?
Feb 6Bot Factories Mine Our Photos
Feb 5The State Of The Union
Feb 4You And I Are Drinking Radium Water
Feb 3Restocking On Foot Cream
Feb 2Luke Skywalker Could Fly Too
Feb 1Spoilers For Leia In The Last Jedi
Jan 31Nobody Has The Time Actually
Jan 30He Saw The Shooting Of Abraham Lincoln
Jan 29Youtube Captures History
Jan 28The Sneaky And Very Real Freelance Tax
Jan 27Momma Wants Videos Of Her Grandchild
Jan 26Oprah And Trump And The Amateurization Of America
Jan 25Msm Guy Asks About Oprah
Jan 24The Falling Crime Rate Is Fake News
Jan 23He Said The Moon Does Not Exist
Jan 22The Teacher Who Dared To Question Authority
Jan 21Uncle Elroy Strikes Again
Jan 16Life Is Stranger Than Fiction
Jan 15A Big Change Requires An Interlude
Jan 14The Elephant in America’s Room
Jan 13Lemont Has A Dream
Jan 12His Boy Is Almost Three
Jan 11Beyond The Trailer On The Pentagon Papers
Jan 10Dave Chappelle And Politics In Comedy
Jan 9Is It Less Or Is It Fewer
Jan 8Shooting Into The Air On New Years Eve
Jan 6Does Susan Believe In Life After Death
Jan 5Thou Shall Pay A Price Clyde
Jan 4The New Commandments
Jan 3God Speaketh To Clyde
Jan 2His Unsupportive Best Friend
Jan 1Lemonts New Book Canada Or Bust