Archive for May 18th, 2006


President’s CIA-pick Hayden had no idea Americans had a right to privacy.

Shouldn’t the person picked to head the CIA be familiar with the Constitution — the Bill of Rights, in particular? Apparently, the current nominee has some difficulty in that area.

Oh, well, privacy was overrated anyway. On the bright side, now when we tell our kids “it’ll go on your permanent record,” we’ll no longer be liars.