But! But! 9-1-1 is socialist! It's government-run! It's using my tax dollars to help people OTHER THAN ME! I haven't had to call 9-1-1, so I don't use it, so I shouldn't have to pay for it! And those streets the ambulence drives over! MAINTAINED BY MY TAX DOLLARS. If I don't drive on them, my taxes shouldn't pay for them! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. Otherwise, it's socialis–!
…Ow. Oh, ow. Ow. Ow. Sorry. Trying to think like that made my head hurt. Ow. Oh, man. I think I broke something in my brain.
But! But! 9-1-1 is socialist! It's government-run! It's using my tax dollars to help people OTHER THAN ME! I haven't had to call 9-1-1, so I don't use it, so I shouldn't have to pay for it! And those streets the ambulence drives over! MAINTAINED BY MY TAX DOLLARS. If I don't drive on them, my taxes shouldn't pay for them! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. Otherwise, it's socialis–!
…Ow. Oh, ow. Ow. Ow. Sorry. Trying to think like that made my head hurt. Ow. Oh, man. I think I broke something in my brain.