TRANSCRIPT: Relax, Mr. Braun. “Brown.” What do you mean “relax”?! I caught you sneaking out of my fiancée’s house at 2 in the morning! I have a logical explanation: I’m John Edwards. Roxanne’s dad was my biggest fundraiser when I ran for president. And, I often pay visits to babies who aren’t mine at 2 in the morning. A guy’s gotta have a hobby. THAT’S NOT A HOBBY!
Oooh, creepy!
Not the villain I expected in Darrin’s strip.
Who would have imagined?