Fear Incorporated, part 2

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• More proof that teabaggers are not the sharpest tools in the shed --- they don't quite know how to feed documents into a fax machine:

  http://is.gd/5P54b (wonkette)

  and

  http://is.gd/5P9vb (Rachel Maddow)

• Nevermind all of that. What's really made an impression on me after watching that video is, if you believe the crap he's spinning, Glenn Beck is enough of a jerk to steal someone else's computer and expose their computer to what he's claiming is government take-over of that laptop and all files contained therein. What a d!@k move!

• I ♥ Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary is one of the best things ever written by an American.

• Wow. That missive is so chock-full of poor grammar, poorer logic, and the poorest excuse for written communication that it totally and completely embarasses me to realize I live in the same city as this poor, misguided excuse for a moron. (Yes, I did mean to insinuate that a standard moron, average moron, or even simple moron would appear as Socrates next to this wretch.)

  Respectfully, FatherStorm

  • Also, the poor grammar and misunderstanding of basic English confirms my nasty prejudice that Glenn Beckians are ill-educated fools, which is healthy neither for my mental state nor the respect I should always hold for my fellow Americans no matter what opinions they hold. Someone, please, make a non-moronical supporting statement for the modern American conservative movement, quickly, before I lose this last, feeble iota of respect I've managed to hold onto for anyone who may consider themselves conservative! Please!

• I can't figure out what the "communists of the french revolution" reference means. You may be right.

  Of course, this is all about a posting that used a snake as a metaphor for the truth. I think the psychologists out there will have a field day with that.

  • But I'm glad the individual whose missive we are discussing has proven, with his, ah, interesting equation of French pro-republic revolutionists (who fought against, initially, a monolithic government—monarchy) with anti-republic Communists (who wish to have only a monolithic form of one-party government), my sneaking and somewhat shameful suspicion that Mr. Beck's accolytes wish not for a healthy American republician form of democracy, but for a full-blown and entirely tyrannical monarchy, and therefore truly do wish to destroy the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and possibly recind the Declaration of Independence. And here I feared I was being paranoid; I was just being a patriot! *insert flag-waving here*

  • As I've stated earlier, the best response is to pull out a bottle of Thorazine™ and rattle it before the crazy; hopefully, it'll ward the crazy off and/or keep it from spreading any further. Worse comes to worst, maybe you can toss a couple of the pills into the poor sot's gaping maw as they scream out their insane ramblings. It's like treating for rabies, only without the painful belly injections. Better Living Through Chemistry!™

• Dear Mr. Bell:

  How dare you have an opinion! As you know, only Glenn Beck is allowed an opinion, which we will agree always, even if there is absolutely no evidence to support it!

  Sincerely,

  The Unthinking

• Shit. Jack-offs never come to my site just to insult me. I am Jealous sir. You have my utmost respect and admiration.

• Wow Darrin, make candid commentary on a variety of social issues and they don't have a word to say but the minute you slap up a logo of their precious fount of !knowledge FauxNews and messiah Glenn Beck they come out swarming like mosquitoes on a cow 7 days after the flood

• BTW, do you know who runs the "Red" states? Republicans.

  Keep up the good work Darrin --- I think you found a rich vein of comedy here. :-)

• Dear Mr. Bell,
  You really brought them out from under their rocks this time. Keep it up!
  You are correct to insinuate that the hate mongers pander to fear.
  That's what they do and it will continue.