Dec 31 | Star Trek 2’s Secret Villain |
Dec 30 | A Wakeup Call |
Dec 29 | Chivalry |
Dec 28 | Before And After Christmas |
Dec 27 | Christmahanukwanzadan Indigestion |
Dec 26 | Worstbuy’s Customer Service |
Dec 25 | The Missing UPS Delivery |
Dec 24 | Old People and Technology |
Dec 23 | The Unintended Consequence of “Obama’s Gifts” |
Dec 22 | Solution |
Dec 21 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 5 |
Dec 20 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 4 |
Dec 19 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 3 |
Dec 18 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 2 |
Dec 17 | The Ancient Mayan Prophecy, part 1 |
Dec 16 | Presidents’ Second Term Stumble |
Dec 15 | Spoiler |
Dec 14 | Crazy |
Dec 13 | Demon |
Dec 12 | Sasha |
Dec 11 | Memoir |
Dec 10 | Lemont’s Scary Memoir |
Dec 9 | The Not-Jealous Man |
Dec 8 | The Real Definition of Insanity |
Dec 7 | Going Forward |
Dec 6 | Liberals and their Taxes |
Dec 5 | Slash |
Dec 4 | Memories |
Dec 3 | End |
Dec 2 | TV These Days is Mindless Garbage |
Dec 1 | The Election’s Over, Already |
Nov 30 | The OTHER Solution for the Arab-Israeli Crisis |
Nov 29 | The Solution for the Arab-Israeli Crisis |
Nov 28 | The Arab-Israel Cycle of Violence |
Nov 27 | The Strict Custody Arrangement |
Nov 26 | Where’s C-Dog’s Jacket? |
Nov 25 | Thanksgiving |
Nov 24 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 38 |
Nov 23 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 37 |
Nov 22 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 36 |
Nov 21 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 35 |
Nov 20 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 34 |
Nov 19 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 33 |
Nov 18 | Why America’s Great Cities are Dying |
Nov 17 | Miserable |
Nov 16 | Billion |
Nov 15 | Newgirl |
Nov 14 | Jesus |
Nov 13 | Countdown |
Nov 12 | Warm and Fuzzy Oppression |
Nov 11 | The Lesser of Two Evils |
Nov 10 | Sayhi |
Nov 9 | MSM |
Nov 8 | Confession |
Nov 7 | Gilligan |
Nov 6 | One Vote Changes It All |
Nov 5 | Mitt Clinton |
Nov 4 | Mr. Dontvoteman is Knocking |
Nov 3 | One Thing To Do Before I Die |
Nov 2 | Just One Example of Republican Electoral Fraud |
Nov 1 | Why Does C-Dog Eat So Slowly? |
Oct 31 | It’s Time We Had “That Talk” |
Oct 30 | A Lot Has Changed in Just Four Years |
Oct 29 | Mitt Romney’s Ever-Changing Opinions |
Oct 28 | The Ozzy the Undecided Voter Story, part 3 |
Oct 27 | Parents, It’ll Cost You Two Dollars |
Oct 26 | God Has Caller ID |
Oct 25 | God’s Message for C-Dog |
Oct 24 | God Walks With C-Dog |
Oct 23 | God Speaketh to C-Dog |
Oct 22 | While I’m Covering the Presidential Debate… |
Oct 21 | What Lemont Wanted to Be When He Grew Up |
Oct 20 | Why Not? |
Oct 19 | Never Buy Fish on Sale |
Oct 18 | What a Single Man Should Never Do |
Oct 17 | Why Romney’s Losing the C-Dog Vote |
Oct 16 | Obama’d Better Not Choke in the Debate Again |
Oct 15 | Three Weeks Till the Election |
Oct 14 | Fonts |
Oct 13 | Lifespan |
Oct 12 | Nicestthing |
Oct 11 | Asleep |
Oct 10 | Texting |
Oct 9 | Extension |
Oct 8 | Bigbaby |
Oct 7 | Haiku |
Oct 6 | Older |
Oct 5 | Optimists |
Oct 4 | Aliens |
Oct 3 | Divisive |
Oct 2 | Proof They’re Stealing the Vote |
Oct 1 | When Men Dressed Like Men |
Sep 30 | Void |
Sep 29 | Idioms |
Sep 28 | Toilet |
Sep 27 | Going Back to Work |
Sep 26 | Going Back to Work |
Sep 25 | Going Back to Work |
Sep 24 | Going Back to Work, part 1 |
Sep 23 | Figmond’s New Thing |
Sep 22 | Can’t Hardly Wait |
Sep 21 | Change |
Sep 20 | Empires |
Sep 19 | Deathbed |
Sep 18 | Eulogy |
Sep 17 | Legacy |
Sep 16 | Escalator |
Sep 15 | Iphone |
Sep 14 | Ultimatums |
Sep 13 | Negative |
Sep 12 | Meaning |
Sep 11 | Sabbatical |
Sep 10 | The Buck Stops |
Sep 9 | Whatever Happened to Shared Experiences? |
Sep 8 | Oatmeal |
Sep 7 | Groundhog |
Sep 6 | Viral |
Sep 5 | Saving |
Sep 4 | Townhall |
Sep 3 | The Dependant |
Sep 2 | The MacGuffin |
Sep 1 | About Labor Day… |
Aug 31 | What’s In a Name? |
Aug 30 | The Republican National Convention |
Aug 29 | The Republican National Convention |
Aug 28 | The Republican National Convention |
Aug 27 | The Republican National Convention |
Aug 26 | Listen Vs. Hear |
Aug 25 | There’s an Exception to Every Law |
Aug 24 | Morality Vs. Ethics |
Aug 23 | Another Year Older |
Aug 22 | How To Tell When Something’s Wrong |
Aug 21 | How To Get Rid of Roaches |
Aug 20 | Voter ID, Voter Suppression |
Aug 19 | She Can’t Walk Anymore |
Aug 18 | The Downside of Security |
Aug 17 | The Downside of Security |
Aug 16 | The Downside of Security |
Aug 15 | The Downside of Security |
Aug 14 | Date A Chick |
Aug 13 | Selective Attention |
Aug 12 | Lionel’s Permanent Record |
Aug 11 | Toast |
Aug 10 | Cache |
Aug 9 | Every Parent Goes Through This |
Aug 8 | A Number From Fourteen to Ninety |
Aug 7 | Math |
Aug 6 | Michael Jackson’s Daughter |
Aug 5 | Your Mom |
Aug 4 | Why You Must Buy a House Now |
Aug 3 | I Hate You With a Passion |
Aug 2 | House Sitting |
Aug 1 | Signs |
Jul 31 | Sell All My Stocks Now |
Jul 30 | The Comparison |
Jul 29 | DC vs. Marvel |
Jul 28 | That Time They All Decided |
Jul 27 | Picking Up Lionel |
Jul 26 | Picking Up Lionel |
Jul 25 | Picking Up Lionel |
Jul 24 | Picking Up Lionel |
Jul 23 | Picking Up Lionel |
Jul 22 | The Wakeup Call |
Jul 21 | The Return of Phil Anders |
Jul 20 | Never Ask What She Did Last Night |
Jul 19 | Men Do Not Change |
Jul 18 | The Return of Phil Anders |
Jul 17 | The Return of Phil Anders |
Jul 16 | The Return of Phil Anders |
Jul 15 | Nobody Likes a Passive-Aggressive Person |
Jul 14 | The Odd Couple |
Jul 13 | The Odd Couple |
Jul 12 | The Odd Couple |
Jul 11 | The Odd Couple |
Jul 10 | The Odd Couple |
Jul 9 | The Odd Couple, part 1 |
Jul 8 | The Whole Country Can’t Hold It |
Jul 7 | First-World Problems |
Jul 6 | Aborting Ill-Fated Relationships |
Jul 5 | What Do Women Want Me to Be? |
Jul 4 | First-World Problems |
Jul 3 | Pick Up the Phone to Pick Up the Woman |
Jul 2 | First-World Problems |
Jul 1 | The Tooth Fairy |
Jun 30 | How Lemmings Prove Time Travel Exists |
Jun 29 | Blatant Voter Suppression Laws |
Jun 28 | “I Am The Lord Thy God. About That Gay Marriage Thing…” |
Jun 27 | Gay Marriage Fallout, part 2 |
Jun 26 | Gay Marriage Fallout |
Jun 25 | Proof Trickle Down Economics Works |
Jun 24 | Citizens United |
Jun 23 | Channel Surfing |
Jun 22 | Guys Only Think About One Thing |
Jun 21 | Ignoring Squared |
Jun 20 | Is This All There Is? |
Jun 19 | C-Dog’s Invisible Girlfriend |
Jun 18 | People All Look Alike |
Jun 17 | He Answered By Accident |
Jun 16 | Fathers Day |
Jun 15 | Father’s Day Memories |
Jun 14 | Mind Over Matter, part 3 |
Jun 13 | Mind Over Matter, part 2 |
Jun 12 | Mind Over Matter, part 1 |
Jun 11 | People Eating People |
Jun 10 | A Waste of His Time |
Jun 9 | The Thoughtful Gift |
Jun 8 | Foreign Tourism is Booming |
Jun 7 | 26 Months of Job Growth |
Jun 6 | To Ask C-Dog a Favor is to Court Disaster |
Jun 5 | Did Verizon Rip Us Off? |
Jun 4 | P. Diddy’s Son Gets a Scholarship |
Jun 3 | Mitt Romney Hates Long Hair |
Jun 2 | Give Me Stuff I Didn’t Earn |
Jun 1 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 32 |
May 31 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 31 |
May 30 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 30 |
May 29 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 29 |
May 28 | The Facebook IPO Flopped |
May 27 | The Garden of Your Mind |
May 26 | Governor Nottobama |
May 25 | Hanging With Clyde |
May 24 | Hanging With Clyde |
May 23 | Hanging With Clyde |
May 22 | C-Dog’s Fool-Proof Way to Get More Clicks |
May 21 | Hanging With Clyde |
May 20 | It’s All In His Head |
May 19 | Melvin Got a Flat-Screen |
May 18 | All Kids Need Allowance |
May 17 | Flashback 1982 |
May 16 | Unmade Inferences |
May 15 | Wild Things, part 2 |
May 14 | Where the Wild Things Aren’t |
May 13 | Why He Never Answers His Phone |
May 12 | The Stranger-Friend Calls |
May 11 | Best Reasons to Get a Dog |
May 10 | Did I Just Spit on His Face? |
May 9 | Groupon |
May 8 | Never Feign Interest |
May 7 | Why You’re Racist for Disagreeing With Obama |
May 6 | Benjamin Franklin’s Wisdom |
May 5 | Razing Arizona |
May 4 | Razing Arizona |
May 3 | Razing Arizona |
May 2 | Razing Arizona |
May 1 | Razing Arizona |
Apr 30 | Razing Arizona |
Apr 29 | The Non Conformist |
Apr 28 | What Should Happen to Habitual LOLers |
Apr 27 | Sandpaper |
Apr 26 | The Wayback Machine |
Apr 25 | The Wayback Machine |
Apr 24 | Secret Serviced, part 2 |
Apr 23 | Secret Serviced |
Apr 22 | About Average |
Apr 21 | Robocalls |
Apr 20 | Fat Jokes Are Mean |
Apr 19 | C’Dog’s Directions |
Apr 18 | She Liked It |
Apr 17 | Those Strange People on my News Stream |
Apr 16 | Real Men Like Hercules |
Apr 15 | Quitting Bad Habits |
Apr 14 | The War at Home, part 6 |
Apr 13 | The War at Home, part 5 |
Apr 12 | The War at Home, part 4 |
Apr 11 | The War at Home, part 3 |
Apr 10 | The War at Home, part 2 |
Apr 9 | The War at Home, part 1 |
Apr 8 | ABout Kelly, part 14 |
Apr 7 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 6 |
Apr 6 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 5 |
Apr 5 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 4 |
Apr 4 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 3 |
Apr 3 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 2 |
Apr 2 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 1 |
Apr 1 | The Republican War on Women |
Mar 31 | Cognitive Dissonance |
Mar 30 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 28 |
Mar 29 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 27 |
Mar 28 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 26 |
Mar 27 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 25 |
Mar 26 | Rosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 24 |
Mar 25 | Good Times |
Mar 24 | No Birth Control For You, part 6 |
Mar 23 | No Birth Control For You, part 5 |
Mar 22 | No Birth Control For You, part 4 |
Mar 21 | No Birth Control For You, part 3 |
Mar 20 | No Birth Control For You, part 2 |
Mar 19 | No Birth Control For You, part 1 |
Mar 18 | Birth Control and the God Fallacy |
Mar 17 | Daddy, What’s That? part 6 |
Mar 16 | Daddy, What’s That? part 5 |
Mar 15 | Daddy, What’s That? part 4 |
Mar 14 | Daddy, What’s That? part 3 |
Mar 13 | Daddy, What’s That? part 2 |
Mar 12 | Daddy, What’s That? part 1 |
Mar 11 | C-Dog’s New CD |
Mar 10 | Juice Drink |
Mar 9 | Old Testament Lemont |
Mar 8 | Moon Landing, part 2 |
Mar 7 | Moon Landing |
Mar 6 | Primitive Cultures |
Mar 5 | Politically Incorrect |
Mar 4 | Preaching to the Reverend |
Mar 3 | A Woman’s Heart is a Deep Ocean of Secrets |
Mar 2 | Momma’s Always There. Sort of. |
Mar 1 | Calling Momma |
Feb 29 | Must… Not… Care… part 3 |
Feb 28 | Must… Not… Care… part 2 |
Feb 27 | Must… Not… Care… part 1 |
Feb 26 | The Reason for Therapy |
Feb 25 | Fallen Angel, part 6 |
Feb 24 | Fallen Angel, part 5 |
Feb 23 | Fallen Angel, part 4 |
Feb 22 | Fallen Angel, part 3 |
Feb 21 | Fallen Angel, part 2 |
Feb 20 | Fallen Angel, part 1 |
Feb 19 | Department of Homeland Insecurity |
Feb 18 | Proposition 8 Repealed |
Feb 17 | The Secret of Bashar Al-Assad |
Feb 16 | You Can’t Spell “Assad” Without “Sad” |
Feb 15 | Lunch With The Butcher of Syria |
Feb 14 | THE unETHICAL JOURNALIST |
Feb 13 | The Big Interview |
Feb 12 | Obama Invented Progressive Taxation |
Feb 11 | Monetizing Lemont’s Blog |
Feb 10 | The Dubious Value of Dream Analysis |
Feb 9 | Recursive Dreams are Disturbing |
Feb 8 | Mistakes |
Feb 7 | Dick Fink Strikes Again |
Feb 6 | ACORN-ing Planned Parenthood |
Feb 5 | Lemont Comes Out of the Closet |
Feb 4 | Don’t Forget What You Are |
Feb 3 | The Un-Checked Email |
Feb 2 | The Obsolete Man |
Feb 1 | Major in the Growth Industries |
Jan 31 | The 90-Words-Per-Minute-Man |
Jan 30 | Lots of Jobs Out There |
Jan 29 | Obama the Tyrant |
Jan 28 | The Rules of Speech are Arbitrary |
Jan 27 | The Lesser of Two Evils |
Jan 26 | The Voter Fraud Fraud |
Jan 25 | Quite a Coincidence, part 3 |
Jan 24 | Quite a Coincidence, part 2 |
Jan 23 | Quite a Coincidence, part 1 |
Jan 22 | Hollywood Values |
Jan 21 | The Telemarketer |
Jan 20 | He’ll Be Dead at 60 |
Jan 19 | Bear With Me |
Jan 18 | Voices in My Head |
Jan 17 | Voices in My Head |
Jan 16 | Voices in My Head |
Jan 15 | Billions and Billions of Earths |
Jan 14 | Pride Goeth…, part 6 |
Jan 13 | Pride Goeth…, part 5 |
Jan 12 | Pride Goeth…, part 4 |
Jan 11 | Pride Goeth…, part 3 |
Jan 10 | Pride Goeth…, part 2 |
Jan 9 | Pride Goeth…, part 1 |
Jan 8 | The New Year’s Resolution |
Jan 7 | Mister, Will You Buy Me a Beer? |
Jan 6 | Lemont Lives Large, part 5 |
Jan 5 | Lemont Lives Large, part 4 |
Jan 4 | Lemont Lives Large, part 3 |
Jan 3 | Lemont Lives Large, part 2 |
Jan 2 | Lemont Lives Large, part 1 |
Jan 1 | Back on the Market |