John McCain

“B” is for “Moron”

Never before have I been so pissed about my website being down. Yesterday, when I made my usual rounds of…

Bootleg video of this Wednesday’s prez debate

I swung over to China this morning for some authentic Szechwan Style Red Snapper with a side of oppression. Afterward,…

Katie Couric Must be Sexist

How else to explain these unexpectedly cruel "gotcha" questions?

Thanks for clearing that up

This has been going around the internets for a day or two. Anyone know who wrote it?: Just to clear…

Can pedophiles even vote? (or “John McCain’s latest ad”)

John McCain is crazy like a fox. A real maverick. He’s like a fighter pilot, zig zagging all around to…

Candorville: 9/9/08- Spare Change, part 2

TRANSCRIPT: Heh. Obama picked Joe Biden for VP 'cause Biden could DESTROY any debate opponent. But McCain picked a woman!…

Sarah Palin Bush Cheney Rove’s speech last night

The talking heads on my tv are telling me Sarah Palin was very funny last night, and I have to…

McCain campaign predicts 15 kerbillion-point convention bump for Obama

The McCain campaign today circulated a memo predicting a huge post-convention bump in the polls for Barack Obama. "He should get anywhere…

This now officially the weirdest election I can remember

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die I think Paris Hilton just solved the energy crisis. I will…

McCain is Wile E. Coyote

"I believe that either today or tomorrow -- and I'm not privy to his schedule -- Sen. Obama will be landing in…