2016 Archive

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Sep 28The Restroom Is Out Of Order
Sep 27The Bottleneck Man
Sep 26Lemont And The Airport
Sep 25Trump Is Not Racist
Sep 15Their Photos Are Totally Tasteful
Sep 14The Supreme Hamster Theory
Sep 13Apocalypse Now-ish
Sep 12God Speaks To Clyde
Sep 11That Time Trump Reached Out to Black People
Sep 10Lemont Was In The Zone
Sep 9Lemont’s Son is Old Enough to Learn a Sport
Sep 8Why Susan Doesn’t Like Kids
Sep 7She Can Watch Lionel
Sep 6Proxima Centauri Is Right Next Door
Sep 5How Many Barbecues Do You Have Left in Your Life?
Sep 4Lemont Discovers The Secret Of Quantum Mechanics
Sep 3Justice For “Young Justice”
Sep 2Subverting All The Cliches
Sep 1Highly Reflexive Instinct
Aug 31Deus Ex Mentor
Aug 30Eddie Murphy’s Mister Church
Aug 29Real Movie Names
Aug 27The Modern Cloud Game
Aug 26C-Dog The Atlantean
Aug 25Dreams Make Real Life Worse
Aug 24C-Dog Don’t Dream
Aug 23Susan’s Awesome Date
Aug 22He Dreamt He Was Coming Home
Aug 21Big Momma’s Facebook Newsfeed
Aug 18When Everyone In Town Is Out Of Town
Aug 17Covering Horrible News In Uganda
Aug 16Momma Is Cruising
Aug 15We Have A Lot In Common With Russia
Aug 14The Republican Convention Did It
Aug 9You Always Have To Choose Two Out Of Three
Aug 8His Long Forgotten Hobbies
Aug 7When I Was Your Age
Jul 31They Call Him Double Doctor Dogg
Jul 30How To Build Up Your Confidence
Jul 29Clarence Has No Phone-Training
Jul 28Clyde On Sugar Hill
Jul 27The Road Not Taken
Jul 26Why America Wages War Constantly
Jul 25America And Its Many Wars
Jul 24The Family Reunion Scarred Him For Life
Jul 23C-Dog’s Got a Magic Trick
Jul 22Video Tells the Whole Story. Or Doesn’t.
Jul 21Little Lionel Dreams About Donald Trump
Jul 20The Republican National Convention Isn’t Rated G
Jul 19Trump Denies Lemont Press Credentials
Jul 18The Impossible Dream
Jul 17Falling In Love Is A Myth
Jul 16The Shootings Just Go On and On and On
Jul 15Everyone Has their Sacred Cows
Jul 14Susan’s Not Talking to Lemont Over Clinton
Jul 13Susan Warns Lemont Against Talking About Hillary
Jul 12Covering Clinton Without Hypocrisy is Dangerous
Jul 11What Life Will Be Like When Were Forty
Jul 10Watching Lou Grant Is Depressing
Jul 8Susan Goes and Gets It
Jul 7Susan Demands A Raise
Jul 6The Florist Strikes Again
Jul 5You can’t spell “Assistant” without “Ass”
Jul 4She Shot Her Own Daughters
Jul 3Super Hero Fatigue
Jul 2Paying Himself Rent
Jul 1He Took Advantage Of The Diversion
Jun 30Wondering About Wondering
Jun 29The Future Of This Game Is Cloudy
Jun 28Calling Senator Marionette
Jun 27The Orlando Massacre
Jun 26Trump Will Make America Great Again
Jun 22Sleeping With The Fishes
Jun 21Lionel Slept All Night Long
Jun 19Dubble Crossed One Last Time
Jun 18Star Trek Into Darkness
Jun 17C-Dog’s Priorities
Jun 16What Would Descartes Say
Jun 15C-Dog Schools Saron
Jun 14Trump’s Offended Judges
Jun 13Trump Goes Full Racist
Jun 12What Happened When They Flew Him To San Jose
Jun 11Hes Too Young To Remember The Olden Days
Jun 10She Has Always Hated All His Women
Jun 9Vancouver Will Be In Oakland
Jun 8Vancouver In Two Weeks
Jun 7Why The Maury Show Is A Necessary Evil
Jun 6The President Trump Trump Card
Jun 3Lionel And The Octonauts
Jun 2The Dolores Park Insanity
Jun 1Provoking Donald Trump
May 31Lemont Calls The Ask Sadie Show
May 30Bill Cosby Stands Trial For Sexual Assault
May 29Hillary Clinton Is Not Donald Trump
May 28Lionel Loves Pajama Diaries
May 27The Tennessee Anti-LGBT Law
May 26The Memphis Reuben Awards
May 25Fox’s New Primetime Shows
May 24Everyone Keeps Useless Junk
May 23He Keeps Everything His Son Ever Made
May 22A Childhood of Nicknames
May 20Prince Goes To Meet The Maker
May 19Will We Ever Hear Prince’s Unreleased Music?
May 18Even a Lot of Non-Fans Loved Prince
May 17Lovesexy All His Life
May 16What Is Really Real
May 15That Time C-Dog Recorded A Song With Prince
May 8Never Feed The Troll
May 7He Has To Sleep Tonight
May 6Time For Guided Meditation
May 5How Deep Is His Gullibility
May 4The Dream He Doesnt Want To Dream
May 3He Went 154 Hours With No Sleep
May 2When You Can’t Get To Sleep
May 1Lemont Misses Vancouver Like Crazy
Apr 28Agoo Is A Word
Apr 27Journaling His Sons Firsts
Apr 26America Is the Angry Black Country
Apr 25The Tao Of Cdog
Apr 24Star Trek Impulse Drive Makes No Sense
Apr 23Voting For The “Change” Candidate
Apr 22Getting Into Preschool Is Tough
Apr 21Susan Enrolls Her Child In Preschool
Apr 20No Evidence Donald Trump Is A Thug
Apr 19Lemont Wins The Pulitzer Prize
Apr 18Never Leave Your Phone With C-Dog
Apr 17In Love With An Israeli From Turkey
Apr 15Women Buy Things For Men Too
Apr 14Why Women Don’t Need to Earn the Same as Men
Apr 13Clyde Seeks Peace
Apr 12No-Initiative-Having-Free-Stuff-Wanting People
Apr 11Why Lemont Canceled Cable
Apr 10We Are All Offended
Apr 8Working Class News
Apr 7The George Berkeley Proof Of God
Apr 6The Last Snow Ever
Apr 5Quitting Coffee Cold Turkey Isn’t Easy
Apr 4The Coffee Problem
Apr 1Dads Can Stop Time
Mar 31Why A Kid Should Want To Sleep
Mar 30Help Daddy Sleep
Mar 28The End Of Hatred
Mar 27Buy A Dirt Cheap House In Flint
Mar 26Claiming Him As A Dependent
Mar 25Elderly Indiana Jones
Mar 24Lemont And Thomas The Train
Mar 23All Trump All the Time
Mar 22Star Trek Axanar
Mar 21Trump Beat Down
Mar 20The Trump State Of The Union
Mar 19The Very Special Toothbrush
Mar 18The Republicans Are Going To Win Big This Year
Mar 17Why Clyde Hasnt Signed Up For Obamacare
Mar 16The Alpha Male Walk
Mar 15Identity Thief Jealousy
Mar 14He Was Supposed To Be In Uganda
Mar 13The Invisible Man Seeks Therapy
Mar 12The Tiny House
Mar 11Too Old To Learn New Tricks
Mar 10Dick Fink Is On Thin Ice
Mar 9Dink Fink Is A Master Gaslighter
Mar 8Dick Fink Is After Susan Garcia
Mar 7Not Worried About Trump
Mar 6Getting Out The Vote
Mar 5Really Bad Breath
Mar 4Hall And Oates Are Hard Core
Mar 3Eddie Murphy Should Be President
Mar 2New Zealand Will Be Safe. Maybe.
Mar 1The Amazing Things Our Kids Do
Feb 29That’s a Compliment
Feb 28All Alone In The Universe
Feb 26Clyde Needs A Woman
Feb 25Diagnosis Loneliness
Feb 24What Having A Kid Is Like
Feb 23Clyde Secretly Seeks Help
Feb 22The I Hafta Poop Maneuver
Feb 21Trump Wins The C-Dog Vote
Feb 20Happiness At Last
Feb 19Lionel’s Amazing Day
Feb 18Vancouver Calls Lemont
Feb 17They Both Lived Past Lives
Feb 16How Real Robots Sound
Feb 15Rubio Robot
Feb 14The Darth Jar Jar Theory
Feb 13Star Trek And Its Shoulder Pads
Feb 12Ted Cruz Is An Anchor Baby
Feb 11Dick Fink Strikes Again Maybe
Feb 10Clyde Makes Lemont Famous
Feb 9No Thanks For Babysitting My Toddler
Feb 8The Postmortem On The Double Date
Feb 7Voter Id Laws And Dirt-Poor People
Feb 5The Date Comes To An End
Feb 4The Strange Stroll Along The Docks
Feb 3Lemont And Vancouver Seem Happy
Feb 2Ace And Susan Seem Happy
Feb 1Susan Goes To The Ladies’ Room
Jan 31Buddha Supposedly Said This
Jan 30Susan Does Not Trust Vancouver
Jan 29Susan Vs. Vancouver
Jan 28All About Ace
Jan 27The “How Did You Two Meet” Story
Jan 26Meeting Vancouver
Jan 25The Double Date Begins
Jan 24He Left His Wife For Jenny
Jan 23Should Have Read The Fine Print
Jan 22Be Careful What You Wish For
Jan 19The Unwelcome Guest
Jan 18Small Talk With A Stranger
Jan 17Donald Trump Goes Mainstream
Jan 16Momma Calls, But Lemont’s On A Date
Jan 15Lemont And Vancouver’s Moment Of Truth
Jan 14God Tells Cdog To Live Life Abundantly
Jan 13God Has A Plan For C-Dog
Jan 12Can I Ask “Is C-Dog Sexually Active” On The Comics Page?
Jan 11C-Dog’s Got His Priorities Straight
Jan 10Kelly And The Lopsided Relationship
Jan 9C-Dog Giving Directions
Jan 8Thomas Jefferson Posts A Facebook Status Update
Jan 7Benjamin Franklin Tweets
Jan 6Why Voting For The Lesser Of Two Evils Is A Good Idea
Jan 5But Voting Is So Very Important
Jan 4Math Class Is The Worst
Jan 3He Gets Tired Of Everything
Jan 2The Killer Sign
Jan 1The Put-Together Man