| May 17 | Flashback 1982 |
| May 16 | Unmade Inferences |
| May 15 | Wild Things, part 2 |
| May 14 | Where the Wild Things Aren’t |
| May 13 | Why He Never Answers His Phone |
| May 12 | The Stranger-Friend Calls |
| May 11 | Best Reasons to Get a Dog |
| May 10 | Did I Just Spit on His Face? |
| May 9 | Groupon |
| May 8 | Never Feign Interest |
| May 7 | Why You’re Racist for Disagreeing With Obama |
| May 6 | Benjamin Franklin’s Wisdom |
| May 5 | Razing Arizona |
| May 4 | Razing Arizona |
| May 3 | Razing Arizona |
| May 2 | Razing Arizona |
| May 1 | Razing Arizona |
| Apr 30 | Razing Arizona |
| Apr 29 | The Non Conformist |
| Apr 28 | What Should Happen to Habitual LOLers |
| Apr 27 | Sandpaper |
| Apr 26 | The Wayback Machine |
| Apr 25 | The Wayback Machine |
| Apr 24 | Secret Serviced, part 2 |
| Apr 23 | Secret Serviced |
| Apr 22 | About Average |
| Apr 21 | Robocalls |
| Apr 20 | Fat Jokes Are Mean |
| Apr 19 | C’Dog’s Directions |
| Apr 18 | She Liked It |
| Apr 17 | Those Strange People on my News Stream |
| Apr 16 | Real Men Like Hercules |
| Apr 15 | Quitting Bad Habits |
| Apr 14 | The War at Home, part 6 |
| Apr 13 | The War at Home, part 5 |
| Apr 12 | The War at Home, part 4 |
| Apr 11 | The War at Home, part 3 |
| Apr 10 | The War at Home, part 2 |
| Apr 9 | The War at Home, part 1 |
| Apr 8 | ABout Kelly, part 14 |
| Apr 7 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 6 |
| Apr 6 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 5 |
| Apr 5 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 4 |
| Apr 4 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 3 |
| Apr 3 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 2 |
| Apr 2 | Trayvon Martin’s Last Walk, part 1 |
| Apr 1 | The Republican War on Women |
| Mar 31 | Cognitive Dissonance |
| Mar 30 | Rosencrants and Tyrone are Dead, part 28 |
| Mar 29 | Rosencrants and Tyrone are Dead, part 27 |
| Mar 28 | Rosencrants and Tyrone are Dead, part 26 |
| Mar 27 | Rosencrants and Tyrone are Dead, part 25 |
| Mar 26 | Rosencrants and Tyrone are Dead, part 24 |
| Mar 25 | Good Times |
| Mar 24 | No Birth Control For You, part 6 |
| Mar 23 | No Birth Control For You, part 5 |
| Mar 22 | No Birth Control For You, part 4 |
| Mar 21 | No Birth Control For You, part 3 |
| Mar 20 | No Birth Control For You, part 2 |
| Mar 19 | No Birth Control For You, part 1 |
| Mar 18 | Birth Control and the God Fallacy |
| Mar 17 | Daddy, What’s That? part 6 |
| Mar 16 | Daddy, What’s That? part 5 |
| Mar 15 | Daddy, What’s That? part 4 |
| Mar 14 | Daddy, What’s That? part 3 |
| Mar 13 | Daddy, What’s That? part 2 |
| Mar 12 | Daddy, What’s That? part 1 |
| Mar 11 | C-Dog’s New CD |
| Mar 10 | Juice Drink |
| Mar 9 | Old Testament Lemont |
| Mar 8 | Moon Landing, part 2 |
| Mar 7 | Moon Landing |
| Mar 6 | Primitive Cultures |
| Mar 5 | Politically Incorrect |
| Mar 4 | Preaching to the Reverend |
| Mar 3 | A Woman’s Heart is a Deep Ocean of Secrets |
| Mar 2 | Momma’s Always There. Sort of. |
| Mar 1 | Calling Momma |
| Feb 29 | Must… Not… Care… part 3 |
| Feb 28 | Must… Not… Care… part 2 |
| Feb 27 | Must… Not… Care… part 1 |
| Feb 26 | The Reason for Therapy |
| Feb 26 | The Reason for Therapy |
| Feb 25 | Fallen Angel, part 6 |
| Feb 24 | Fallen Angel, part 5 |
| Feb 23 | Fallen Angel, part 4 |
| Feb 22 | Fallen Angel, part 3 |
| Feb 21 | Fallen Angel, part 2 |
| Feb 20 | Fallen Angel, part 1 |
| Feb 19 | Department of Homeland Insecurity |
| Feb 18 | Proposition 8 Repealed |
| Feb 17 | The Secret of Bashar Al-Assad |
| Feb 16 | You Can’t Spell “Assad” Without “Sad” |
| Feb 15 | Lunch With The Butcher of Syria |
| Feb 14 | THE unETHICAL JOURNALIST |
| Feb 13 | The Big Interview |
| Feb 12 | Obama Invented Progressive Taxation |
| Feb 11 | Monetizing Lemont’s Blog |
| Feb 10 | The Dubious Value of Dream Analysis |
| Feb 9 | Recursive Dreams are Disturbing |
| Feb 8 | Mistakes |
| Feb 7 | Dick Fink Strikes Again |
| Feb 6 | ACORN-ing Planned Parenthood |
| Feb 5 | Lemont Comes Out of the Closet |
| Feb 4 | Don’t Forget What You Are |
| Feb 3 | The Un-Checked Email |
| Feb 2 | The Obsolete Man |
| Feb 1 | Major in the Growth Industries |
| Jan 31 | The 90-Words-Per-Minute-Man |
| Jan 30 | Lots of Jobs Out There |
| Jan 29 | Obama the Tyrant |
| Jan 28 | The Rules of Speech are Arbitrary |
| Jan 27 | The Lesser of Two Evils |
| Jan 26 | The Voter Fraud Fraud |
| Jan 25 | Quite a Coincidence, part 3 |
| Jan 24 | Quite a Coincidence, part 2 |
| Jan 23 | Quite a Coincidence, part 1 |
| Jan 22 | Hollywood Values |
| Jan 21 | The Telemarketer |
| Jan 20 | He’ll Be Dead at 60 |
| Jan 19 | Bear With Me |
| Jan 18 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 17 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 16 | Voices in My Head |
| Jan 15 | Billions and Billions of Earths |
| Jan 14 | Pride Goeth…, part 6 |
| Jan 13 | Pride Goeth…, part 5 |
| Jan 12 | Pride Goeth…, part 4 |
| Jan 11 | Pride Goeth…, part 3 |
| Jan 10 | Pride Goeth…, part 2 |
| Jan 9 | Pride Goeth…, part 1 |
| Jan 8 | The New Year’s Resolution |
| Jan 7 | Mister, Will You Buy Me a Beer? |
| Jan 6 | Lemont Lives Large, part 5 |
| Jan 5 | Lemont Lives Large, part 4 |
| Jan 4 | Lemont Lives Large, part 3 |
| Jan 3 | Lemont Lives Large, part 2 |
| Jan 2 | Lemont Lives Large, part 1 |
| Jan 1 | Back on the Market |